The authorities have been alerted and photo analysis has begun. If you know anything that might help safely recover our little darling, please call 555-HELP.

Thank you.

I don't remember most of my dreams but when I do they're sprawling epics to make the 70s cinematic masters proud. The casts are huge and are clearly following directorial cues. There's sometimes a score. The plots are complex with twists and turns aplenty - often ones I don't see coming. I've even had dreams that continued over multiple nights, miniseries-style.

Did I mention they're almost always fairly bleak? Take last night for example. It focused on a multi-day court case about a plane crash in which I was (presumably) the only survivor. I was testifying that not one but two different people had noticed instrument failure before takeoff and a corrupt judge who was somehow involved was trying to block me getting to the stand.

From all of us at Crafty HQ to all of you and your families, have a wonderful holiday!

- The Crafty Games Staff

Scott shouldn't be allowed to own a refrigerator.

Having fun at the Crafty company retreat. See you Monday!

Um, Jesus.

We've been hearing about these things for years, but this is a little extreme. They manage to create a "cost-effective" version of this thing and the world's gonna change. Right now, I can't tell whether it'll be better or worse for it.