So I walked into the front office at work today and stumbled into the following scene...

Supply Officer to Front Office Girl: "They use ethanol gas for that."

Front Office Girl to me: "Have you seen Dennis the Menace?"

Me to Front Office Girl: "The cartoon?"

Front Office Girl to me: "No, the movie."

Me to Front Office Girl: "Sorry, not part of the target demo."

Seriously, that's exactly how it went. I still have no idea what the hell they were discussing before I arrived.