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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2007, 11:33:01 PM »
the special effects i can forgive. choreography on the other hand i am not so forgiving and that was terrible what the did.
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« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2007, 12:41:05 AM »
Quote from: Number Three on June 25, 2007, 11:13:53 PM
I think this is the link that Merc was looking for.  Wink

Wow, that is a bad.

And that's a fast drawing Elf.  Roll Eyes

Yes, thanks.  I fixed it.
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« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2007, 03:13:47 AM »
That's terrible!

Hawk and the Elf guy look like they should have swapped roles.
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« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2007, 03:24:12 AM »
That's so bad it was funny for a moment. But there is no way I could watch the whole thing.
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« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2007, 03:29:55 AM »
Worst. Palance. Ever.
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« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2007, 03:32:58 AM »
Quote from: OverNinja on June 26, 2007, 03:24:12 AM
That's so bad it was funny for a moment. But there is no way I could watch the whole thing.
I own a copy. Seen it more than 11 times. IT's so bad it's awesome. I haven't even mentioned the Dwarven autofire crossbow.
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« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2007, 04:55:54 AM »
Quote from: NezMaster on June 26, 2007, 03:32:58 AM
I own a copy.

The local DVD import shop has a Special Edition of it, but it's a bit pricey at 24,90 €.

Quote from: NezMaster on June 26, 2007, 03:32:58 AM
I haven't even mentioned the Dwarven autofire crossbow.

That was hilarious, it remainded me of Rambo and others where you have close-ups of the BFG.
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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2007, 05:41:20 AM »
The elven archery always made me laugh.
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« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2007, 07:06:32 AM »
I have only two words: Lady Terminator

*shudder*
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« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2007, 07:10:40 AM »
Quote from: Wolverine on June 26, 2007, 07:06:32 AM
I have only two words: Lady Terminator

*shudder*

Tag line is funny: She Mates... Then She Terminates.

Plot outline makes me laugh: The spirit of an ancient evil queen posesses the body of a young anthropological student, who then goes on a murderous rampage.
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« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2007, 07:28:28 AM »
And it gives us one of the best lines of the movie...

"I'm not a lady, I'm an anthropologist!"

Yep, that's one of the best lines Roll Eyes
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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2007, 06:12:30 PM »
Quote from: Crafty_Pat on June 22, 2007, 10:01:19 PM
Then there's Treasure of the Four Crowns, which I had the pleasure of seeing with Les Simpson at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, TX (fantastic theater, BTW - they take out every other row of seats so waitresses can come by and offer you pizza and beer during movies - too bad it's closing down).

Apparently I have not done my job on Crafty Design Weekends. These theaters are literally all over Portland.  Grin
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« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2007, 01:26:19 AM »
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Apparently I have not done my job on Crafty Design Weekends. These theaters are literally all over Portland.  Grin

I see your Waitress Cinemas and raise the Beanbag cinema here in Auckland Wink
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« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2007, 01:37:58 AM »
Quote from: Wolverine on June 30, 2007, 01:26:19 AM
Quote from: Alex on June 29, 2007, 06:12:30 PM
Apparently I have not done my job on Crafty Design Weekends. These theaters are literally all over Portland.  Grin

I see your Waitress Cinemas and raise the Beanbag cinema here in Auckland Wink

That is awesome. Wow.

And Alex is right. Portland is a treasure trove of cool, casual theatres. I first encountered them in Austin, but Portland has a whole chain of 'em.
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« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2007, 10:07:46 AM »
Quote from: Crafty_Pat on June 30, 2007, 01:37:58 AM
And Alex is right. Portland is a treasure trove of cool, casual theatres. I first encountered them in Austin, but Portland has a whole chain of 'em.

I think the good folks at the Alamo Drafthouse got the idea from theaters in Portland (and may have actually ran one there for a while). Now we've got Alamos all over Austin, and their quality has gone way up since you were here last, Pat.

Plus, they had a giant car-eating robot dinosaur in one of their parking lots yesterday, devouring automobiles for the Transformers movie. They do some amazing promotions, and some of the best "worst" movies I've ever seen have been during their free "Something Weird Wednesday" midnight screenings -- like The Magic Christmas Tree.

This Wednesday they'll be playing Kill Castro, which sounds like a more-than-slightly-inebriated Crafty game I once ran...  Shocked
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