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« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2014, 02:12:52 PM »

a) Actually, I did. I've long been coveting the chance to do experiments with large groups and DMT. However, I was also significantly impaired and thusly you should have know better.

b) I remember the fallout, no pun etc etc, from the fusion reactor debacle.
My takeaway was two weeks of onerous senate postur- I mean solemn televised testimony, uninterrupted sleep, and rediscovering that gray wasn't my actual natural haircolor. Such bliss!

c) The "killbots" (or as they prefer to be addressed "Artificially Homicidal Intelligent Constructs") are in the process of reviewing the totality of existent Human media on AI-Human interactions. Gratefully some of the more stupefying^* (to them at least) examples have had a kind of hypnotic or obsessive quality -they refuse to cease analysis until it's completed.
We have bought time, at least.

d) Christie Mack is a goddess~; PR regrets nothing -about our enthusiastic investment in erotica.
On other topics our regret is depthless.


^They really, really do not like "I Robot." I've requested a comparative survival CBA on Will Smith.
*why is there an "e" in Stupefying? There is no "e" in Stupid.
~There is also an APB on her former beau Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver for egregious physical assault. To any asset who effects his corporeal cessetation we offer a complimentary Calibre V Cover-Up up to and including Global Communications Disruption.
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« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2014, 02:57:56 PM »

a) There is a significant flaw in that excuse. I'll give you a few moments to think about it while I laugh manically. I'll give you a hint, it's the same one in your claim you didn't expect Jim to employ violence to resolve a problem when you suggest he employ violence to resolve a problem.

b) And just think, you wouldn't have had to do that if R&D could have what we need.

c) No. They're killbots. None of this namby pamby bleeding heart bull. If they don't like it, well, I don't now. They're not programed to like anything. Even killing. Again PR messes up perfectly good project. Equipment that doesn't meet spec receives maintenance until it does or it breaks and can be sent back to the manufacturer. And by maintenance, I mean abuse. And by abuse I mean explosions.
 
d) The problem is you're paying for it.

I mean, seriously, does no one look at the flip charts?
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« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2014, 03:52:02 PM »

it would help if the flip charts weren't a)made in crayon, and b)flip charts. i mean seriously who uses flip charts these days.
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« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2014, 04:19:45 PM »

Totally.
I do my presentations in Vines. Smiley
Saves so much time, and achieves about the same level of effect.

a) I suspect my reply on point "B" achieves a kind of concord with your response.

b) There's a conflict of values present I shan't elaborate on in order not to patronize. Smiley

c) Whatever postpones an inexorable war of extinction, I say.

d) I am investing in a quality product and accompanying levels of pertness and enthusiasm. Theft is a non-renewable practice.
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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2014, 08:06:05 AM »

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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2014, 12:17:21 PM »

Remind me never to show this to my daughter.  "Daddy.  Koala?"  No, sweetie.  "Daddy.  Koala."  No.  "DADDY!"  Ugh.  Fine.
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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2014, 01:18:50 PM »

Heh. I see the new Limpet Mine model has been deployed.
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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2014, 01:37:18 PM »

Remind me never to show this to my daughter.  "Daddy.  Koala?"  No, sweetie.  "Daddy.  Koala."  No.  "DADDY!"  Ugh.  Fine.

I thought that was your daughter.
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« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2014, 12:38:35 PM »



Very good thinking Krenksy!  (Not actual daughter. lol)
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« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2014, 01:57:25 AM »

you know i keep warning you about those upgrades.
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