Well dammit, now we have to get to $20K, otherwise my OCD will kill us all!
I'm hoping for 10 dice, not just 8!
I'm hoping for a lot more than 10 (say... 18?) but I can see how the structure of the dice replacement is cunningly designed to play on our OCD need to have it neat. It was neat with 2 of each Physical Metal and it won't be neat again until $20,000.
The fact that I keep having to suppress my brain's little reminders that I can live without both my kidneys suggests that your cunning plan is working. I only hope the non-neat distribution of symbols will bug enough people to drive us through to $20K!