I swear we game with the same guys.
When 2.0 first came out one of my players saw that "Clergyman" was an origin choice and his eyes lit up in such a crazy manner that the group made a descision that it was a banned origin for him. He also coined the phrase "I traded my parents for an extra action die" to describe Orphan, and on more then one occasion killed someones parents and informed them that "it'll be ok, you'll be more lucky from now on". Oh and you know the headbutt trick from Brawling Moves? He used it on a cocker spaniel...
I do game with the same guys, well, one of them at least.
Specifically the dog headbutter

Also, this character sounds absolutely fantastic XD (the thread title one)