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1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« on: September 24, 2007, 09:23:24 AM »
For those of you who missed Paris Hilton's appearance on Saturday Night Live, here is her '1-900 Numbers for Geeks' sketch. It isn't too bad a skit, even with her in it.

Never before has "over the Misty Mountains to the Gap of Rohan" sounded so... naughty ;D
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Re: 1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2007, 11:27:05 AM »
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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Re: 1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2007, 11:36:44 AM »
Already done!  8)

Nerdrotica, the business of one of Something Positive's main characters.

I'd say Milholland should sue... if he wasn't inspired by someone attempting this in real life.

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Re: 1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2007, 07:23:15 PM »
There really is a Nerpr0n site out there. I encountered it after an online store had a picture of a model in lingerie holding a large plush D20, which sparked a discussion on E.N World, mostly along the lines of 'who are they trying to kid?'

Then it turned out the girl really was a gamer, with her own, above mentioned, site. Suddenly the conversation became a good deal friendlier  :D

Sadly, I believe that the thread was lost when they had a hard drive crash a whiles back.

No worse than the now defunct Elfporn site though....

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Re: 1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2007, 06:58:15 AM »
The Auld Grump, monkeys I tell you. People are monkeys!


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Re: 1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2007, 07:10:26 AM »
The Auld Grump, monkeys I tell you. People are monkeys!

Apes, technically. ;)
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Re: 1-900 Numbers for Geeks
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2007, 06:56:23 PM »
The Auld Grump, monkeys I tell you. People are monkeys!

Apes, technically. ;)
Well, technically....

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