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« on: July 04, 2011, 12:26:59 AM »
i am lying here mindlessly surfing the web on a peaceful night, zz top story tellers on the tv, and all i can think is my whiskey is 150 miles away at home on top of the fridge.
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 04:21:12 AM »
My whiskey is on top of the fridge, too. The fridge is only a few metres away.

(This may be a good reason to invest in a hip flask)
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 08:54:10 AM »
I think you need to turn in your southerner card if you let your whiskey get that far away.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 11:33:01 AM »
Quote from: Wolverine on July 04, 2011, 04:21:12 AM
My whiskey is on top of the fridge, too. The fridge is only a few metres away.

(This may be a good reason to invest in a hip flask)

those tend to be frowned upon around here because of open container laws...

Quote from: Gentry on July 04, 2011, 08:54:10 AM
I think you need to turn in your southerner card if you let your whiskey get that far away.  Wink

...and those laws are the reason why i did not bring it with me.
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« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 02:52:00 PM »
Do you mean Whisky? As opposed to Whiskey?

I thought all you southerners drank bourbon rather than scotch...
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 03:09:38 PM »
i will drink most whisky, whiskey though i did mean the latter in this case. i have a bottle of jim beam at home.  but that is mainly because i dont have the money for a good scotch.
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 04:47:37 PM »
You don't have a bottle of emergency spirits in your vehicle?  I fear you may be doing it Wrong.
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 06:37:02 PM »
i lack a personal vehicle, also i do live along the bible belt, and the laws affecting the sale and transport of alcohol are rather strange.
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2011, 03:19:29 PM »
Quote from: foproy on July 04, 2011, 06:37:02 PM
i lack a personal vehicle, also i do live along the bible belt, and the laws affecting the sale and transport of alcohol are rather strange.
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We have the same problem in a small part of Birmingham. Booze can't be sold around the Cadbury's chocolate factory!
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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2011, 03:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Girlfriday on July 06, 2011, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: foproy on July 04, 2011, 06:37:02 PM
i lack a personal vehicle, also i do live along the bible belt, and the laws affecting the sale and transport of alcohol are rather strange.
We have the same problem in a small part of Birmingham. Booze can't be sold around the Cadbury's chocolate factory!
Everything I can think of about those two situations is profane, blasphemous, and might make proponents of these asinine policies cry, soil their undergarment, or call the police.   Angry
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 12:41:32 AM »
try this one, i moved to start school, i have $11 in the bank, no money for rent, no job, and an interview tomorrow with radio shack. wish me luck.
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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 03:07:06 AM »
Quote from: foproy on July 07, 2011, 12:41:32 AM
try this one, i moved to start school, i have $11 in the bank, no money for rent, no job, and an interview tomorrow with radio shack. wish me luck.
Good luck. At the moment, it looks like I'll be in the same situation in a couple of months.

Except intead of stating school, I'll be an LL.D. Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2011, 07:50:57 AM »
Quote from: foproy on July 07, 2011, 12:41:32 AM
try this one, i moved to start school, i have $11 in the bank, no money for rent, no job, and an interview tomorrow with radio shack. wish me luck.
Good hunting!
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2011, 04:04:02 PM »
If you were closer I would have fed you. DId a mean chili the other day!
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