Stupid Monsters Someone Was Paid to Make
Not paid much, but hey, he's a lamen, so it's forgiven. Still, the outsider's viewpoint on this one is gold.
"Hello adventurer. You walk into the room. That's when the floor starts to fight with the ceiling about who gets to eat you. While they fight you sneak along the wall, hoping to escape...only to find out the wall's already starting to digest you the moment you touch it. Adventurer, I hope you've enjoyed your stay in the Room of Death. Remember to fill out your comment card."
I also love that the site's headinjurytheater.com
. That's a riot.
Wow. Glancing at the site for a minute and a half tells me I'm going to waste an afternoon here at some point, but not now! There's work to be done (or so the evil overlords keep telling me with lashes and vinegar).