Now I'm having traumatic flashbacks to hot halfing-on-orc action in Grunts (actual book title, sorry). Thanks a lot.
Bummer on the trauma, I was very amused by the book.
"Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." ("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands.")
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the younger" ca. (4 BC - 65 AD)