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Quirky Signature Characters
« on: December 29, 2010, 01:34:42 AM »
Ok, ok, the title was a touch disingenuous. So sue me.

Eric Cartman (Small Folk Walker — 40 XP): Str 6, Dex 8, Con 6, Int 8, Wis 12, Cha 16; SZ Small (1×1, Reach 1); Spd 20 ft. ground; Init II; Atk II; Def III; Res IV; Health: II; Comp: I; Skills: Bluff IV, Intimidate III; Qualities: Banned action (Push Limit, Run), class ability (Courtier: Slanderous), favored foe (Kyle Broflovski), feat (Repartee Basics, Repartee Mastery, Repartee Supremacy), impaired vision, interests (Cats, Cheesy Poofs, Language: German, Photography), lumbering, story-critical, treacherous, tricky (Cheap Shot)
Attacks/Weapons: Dagger (dmg 1d6-2 lethal; threat 19-20; qualities: bleed, hurl)

Stan Marsh (Small Folk Walker — 40 XP): Str 6, Dex 10, Con 10, Int 8, Wis 14, Cha 14; SZ Small (1×1, Reach 1); Spd 20 ft. ground; Init III; Atk II; Def IV; Res IV; Health: II; Comp: I; Skills: Athletics III, Resolve III, Sense Motive III; Qualities: Feat (Hurled Basics), honorable, interests (Animals, Sports, Video Games, Wendy Testaburger), story-critical, tricky (Daunting Shot)
Attacks/Weapons: Uncle Jimbo’s Light Crossbow (dmg 1d6 lethal; threat 19-20; range 50 ft. × 6; qualities: AP 2, bleed, load 5, poisonous)

Kyle Broflovski (Small Folk Walker — 40 XP): Str 6, Dex 10, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 12; SZ Small (1×1, Reach 1); Spd 20 ft. ground; Init III; Atk II; Def IV; Res IV; Health: II; Comp: II; Skills: Athletics III, Resolve III, Sense Motive III; Qualities: Bright, cagey I, class ability (Keeper: Bright Idea II), favored foe (Eric Cartman), feat (Guts), interests (Language: Pig-Latin, Science, Sports, Video Games), story-critical, tricky (Steady Shot)
Attacks/Weapons: Basketball (dmg 1 subdual; range 15 ft. × 3)

Kenny McCormick (Small Folk Walker — 40 XP): Str 8, Dex 10, Con 10, Int 8, Wis 14, Cha 10; SZ Small (1×1, Reach 1); Spd 20 ft. ground; Init III; Atk II; Def III; Res IV; Health: III; Comp: I; Skills: Acrobatics I, Athletics I, Resolve V, Sense Motive III; Qualities: everlasting, feat (Bloodied, Bold and Resolute; Fortune’s Fool), interests (Monster Trucks, Music, Nascar, Pornography, Video Games), light sleeper, tough I
Attacks/Weapons: Shuriken (dmg 1d4 stress; threat 19-20; range 20 ft. × 2; qualities: poisonous)

Yes, I was bored. Enjoy ;)
« Last Edit: December 29, 2010, 01:42:38 AM by glimmerrat »
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Re: Quirky Signature Characters
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2010, 05:31:57 AM »
Brilliant! Absolutely 100% brilliant.

Now to find a way to shoe-horn this into one of my games.

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Re: Quirky Signature Characters
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 10:42:10 AM »
interests (Cats, Cheesy Poofs, Language: German, Photography)

Good work, and stylish use of everlasting for Kenny - it fits disturbingly well.

My massively sleep deprived brain [it being 4.40am here] read this as "Cartman can speak Photography", which was like a mind grenade at this time of morning.

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Re: Quirky Signature Characters
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 11:08:46 AM »
Can we make Cartman Large (1x2)?
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Re: Quirky Signature Characters
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 11:52:09 AM »
Can we make Cartman Large (1x2)?

I think just making him medium would showcase a difference from the others :).
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Re: Quirky Signature Characters
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 01:04:22 PM »
Wouldn't he be (2x1) though?


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Re: Quirky Signature Characters
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2010, 04:22:49 PM »
Wouldn't he be (2x1) though?

You are correct, sir.
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