Assassin Sneak Attack confusion

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On a bit of a tangent, in ye olde spycraft (where I think there were fewer restrictions on it), the funniest thing one of my friends suggested while using bald faced lie on the big bad:

"Sir, I am an eye doctor and you are in immediate need of treatment, or you risk imminent blindness. No time for sedation, thank goodness I always carry my handheld operating laser for such situations. You'll need to hold still for this. (Start the countdown on the 1 minute charge up 10d10 laser watch vs. cornea)"

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