We did that back in the SC2.0 joke qualities thread.
Control is Your Friend (+0 XP): Don't worry, this will be fun. Control says so, and Control is your friend. Can you doubt Control? Doubting Control is treason. Trust Control. At the beginning of each scene every player may spend one action die. If they can not or do not they are considered to be in a Terminal Situation the entire scene. If the GC or another player uses this to kill your character in a boring way he owes you an Action Die and a cookie.
ParanoiaCraft: Bleak, Bloodbath, Bottomless Clip, Comedy of Errors, Control is Your Friend, Faction, Fast Attributes, Fast Feats, Fast Growth, Fast Interests, Fast Proficiencies, Gritty, Paranoid, Rare Spectacle, Revolving Door, Shoe String Budget, Small Screen, Tense.