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« Reply #540 on: May 03, 2010, 07:47:13 PM »
Granted! I find the winning lottery ticket lying in the street, and cash it in for several million dollars.
Everyone who read your post without responding keels over dead from shock when they hear of my good fortune!

I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....
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« Reply #541 on: May 04, 2010, 09:47:12 AM »
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on May 03, 2010, 07:47:13 PM
I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....

Granted, you remember a few posts ago where you wished you could aford something from Castle Magic, well now you can.  Unfortunately, you find out after paying for it that it has a morlocks.

I wish I was the worlds greatest illusionist.
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« Reply #542 on: May 04, 2010, 05:17:25 PM »
Quote from: Turnip666 on May 04, 2010, 09:47:12 AM
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on May 03, 2010, 07:47:13 PM
I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....

Granted, you remember a few posts ago where you wished you could aford something from Castle Magic, well now you can.  Unfortunately, you find out after paying for it that it has a morlocks.
Trying to think of a downside to that one....
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I wish I was the worlds greatest illusionist.
Granted! You become the world's greatest Zen illusionist, and prove to everyone that they were just a trick done with mirrors. Everything and everyone disappears in the absence of maya.

I wish that I was one of the playtesters for Fallout: New Vegas.

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« Reply #543 on: May 04, 2010, 10:46:50 PM »
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on May 04, 2010, 05:17:25 PM
I wish that I was one of the playtesters for Fallout: New Vegas.

You know what that involves right?  You have to play through small seconds hundreds of times over, directly booting said sections, which means they aren't put into context properly.  Enjoy taking the new version of the GOAT over 200 times [some kind of psychological profile thing apparently] and then immediately checking that a quest that you didn't get to do rewards the player correctly.  [Honestly, it's a way less fun job then it sounds]

I wish I could survive a zombie apocolypse that happens at 2pm AEST today.
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« Reply #544 on: May 13, 2010, 04:47:16 AM »
Granted! No-one else survives. You're alone for the rest of your natural life.

I wish that I had a cup of tea right now.
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« Reply #545 on: May 13, 2010, 08:16:31 AM »
Quote from: glimmerrat on May 13, 2010, 04:47:16 AM
I wish that I had a cup of tea right now.
Granted!  Too bad the leaves were added last week and are still in there...

I wish I had a slightly longer attention span. 
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« Reply #546 on: May 14, 2010, 01:19:12 PM »
Quote from: MilitiaJim on May 13, 2010, 08:16:31 AM
Quote from: glimmerrat on May 13, 2010, 04:47:16 AM
I wish that I had a cup of tea right now.
Granted!  Too bad the leaves were added last week and are still in there...

I wish I had a slightly longer attention span. 
Granted! But now that you do pay attention you realize how predictable,dull and moronic humanity really is.
I wish this game would end...(with a bang)
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« Reply #547 on: May 14, 2010, 03:24:47 PM »
Granted! You shoot yourself. The game is over - for you!

I wish that my friends were here already.
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« Reply #548 on: May 15, 2010, 06:35:07 AM »
Quote from: glimmerrat on May 14, 2010, 03:24:47 PM
Granted! You shoot yourself. The game is over - for you!

I wish that my friends were here already.
Granted! But the fit is tight inside of a handbasket, and you have no idea where you are going....

I wish I could get rid of this cold.

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« Reply #549 on: May 15, 2010, 08:19:03 AM »
Gratned!  But, that cold was keeping your immune system up.  You now catch Herpagonasyphilaids.

I wish I had better storytelling ability.
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« Reply #550 on: May 20, 2010, 12:21:04 AM »
granted, though when you finally write something truly great though it happens while on vacation and after someone very dear to you vanishes. you wake up a week later remember nothing and now some strange dark presence is chasing you taking over locals and in general making life very difficult for them, and you very dead.

i wish i could quit playing alan wake.
(btw i have not actually completed the game the very dead at the end of that was in no way related to the game, but instead inserted for dramatic purposes only.)
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« Reply #551 on: May 21, 2010, 03:49:45 AM »
Quote from: foproy on May 20, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
i wish i could quit playing alan wake

Granted! In a gaming-related explosion your arms and legs are blown off, and you go blind. On the plus side, you quit playing alan wake.

I wish that my stupid year 11s had finished their coursework on time.
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« Reply #552 on: May 21, 2010, 07:37:38 AM »
Quote from: glimmerrat on May 21, 2010, 03:49:45 AM
I wish that my stupid year 11s had finished their coursework on time.
Granted!  And it is even worse than usual.

I wish I knew then what I know now.
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« Reply #553 on: May 21, 2010, 11:26:46 AM »
Quote from: MilitiaJim on May 21, 2010, 07:37:38 AM
Quote from: glimmerrat on May 21, 2010, 03:49:45 AM
I wish that my stupid year 11s had finished their coursework on time.
Granted!  And it is even worse than usual.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Granted. You invent a time machine and send your younger self back information from the future. One damned Butterfly Effect later and Stupid Jetpack Hitler's brain in a jar rules the world.

I wish I could get back all the time I've wasted on TVTropes.
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« Reply #554 on: May 21, 2010, 11:39:40 AM »
Granted, you choose to waste it on Encyclopedia Dramatica instead.

I wish I was a better person.
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