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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #540 on: May 03, 2010, 05:47:13 PM »
Granted! I find the winning lottery ticket lying in the street, and cash it in for several million dollars.
Everyone who read your post without responding keels over dead from shock when they hear of my good fortune!

I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....
I don't know how the story ends...
But I do know what happens next.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #541 on: May 04, 2010, 07:47:12 AM »
I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....

Granted, you remember a few posts ago where you wished you could aford something from Castle Magic, well now you can.  Unfortunately, you find out after paying for it that it has a morlocks.

I wish I was the worlds greatest illusionist.

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« Reply #542 on: May 04, 2010, 03:17:25 PM »
I wish I knew where to spend the 16.4 million dollars I just won by finding that ticket....

Granted, you remember a few posts ago where you wished you could aford something from Castle Magic, well now you can.  Unfortunately, you find out after paying for it that it has a morlocks.
Trying to think of a downside to that one....
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I wish I was the worlds greatest illusionist.
Granted! You become the world's greatest Zen illusionist, and prove to everyone that they were just a trick done with mirrors. Everything and everyone disappears in the absence of maya.

I wish that I was one of the playtesters for Fallout: New Vegas.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #543 on: May 04, 2010, 08:46:50 PM »
I wish that I was one of the playtesters for Fallout: New Vegas.

You know what that involves right?  You have to play through small seconds hundreds of times over, directly booting said sections, which means they aren't put into context properly.  Enjoy taking the new version of the GOAT over 200 times [some kind of psychological profile thing apparently] and then immediately checking that a quest that you didn't get to do rewards the player correctly.  [Honestly, it's a way less fun job then it sounds]

I wish I could survive a zombie apocolypse that happens at 2pm AEST today.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #544 on: May 13, 2010, 02:47:16 AM »
Granted! No-one else survives. You're alone for the rest of your natural life.

I wish that I had a cup of tea right now.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #545 on: May 13, 2010, 06:16:31 AM »
I wish that I had a cup of tea right now.
Granted!  Too bad the leaves were added last week and are still in there...

I wish I had a slightly longer attention span. 
"Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."  ("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool  in the killer's hands.")
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the younger" ca. (4 BC - 65 AD)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #546 on: May 14, 2010, 11:19:12 AM »
I wish that I had a cup of tea right now.
Granted!  Too bad the leaves were added last week and are still in there...

I wish I had a slightly longer attention span. 
Granted! But now that you do pay attention you realize how predictable,dull and moronic humanity really is.
I wish this game would end...(with a bang)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #547 on: May 14, 2010, 01:24:47 PM »
Granted! You shoot yourself. The game is over - for you!

I wish that my friends were here already.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #548 on: May 15, 2010, 04:35:07 AM »
Granted! You shoot yourself. The game is over - for you!

I wish that my friends were here already.
Granted! But the fit is tight inside of a handbasket, and you have no idea where you are going....

I wish I could get rid of this cold.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #549 on: May 15, 2010, 06:19:03 AM »
Gratned!  But, that cold was keeping your immune system up.  You now catch Herpagonasyphilaids.

I wish I had better storytelling ability.
I aim to misbehave.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #550 on: May 19, 2010, 10:21:04 PM »
granted, though when you finally write something truly great though it happens while on vacation and after someone very dear to you vanishes. you wake up a week later remember nothing and now some strange dark presence is chasing you taking over locals and in general making life very difficult for them, and you very dead.

i wish i could quit playing alan wake.
(btw i have not actually completed the game the very dead at the end of that was in no way related to the game, but instead inserted for dramatic purposes only.)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #551 on: May 21, 2010, 01:49:45 AM »
i wish i could quit playing alan wake

Granted! In a gaming-related explosion your arms and legs are blown off, and you go blind. On the plus side, you quit playing alan wake.

I wish that my stupid year 11s had finished their coursework on time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #552 on: May 21, 2010, 05:37:38 AM »
I wish that my stupid year 11s had finished their coursework on time.
Granted!  And it is even worse than usual.

I wish I knew then what I know now.
"Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est."  ("A sword is never a killer, it's a tool  in the killer's hands.")
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca "the younger" ca. (4 BC - 65 AD)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #553 on: May 21, 2010, 09:26:46 AM »
I wish that my stupid year 11s had finished their coursework on time.
Granted!  And it is even worse than usual.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Granted. You invent a time machine and send your younger self back information from the future. One damned Butterfly Effect later and Stupid Jetpack Hitler's brain in a jar rules the world.

I wish I could get back all the time I've wasted on TVTropes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #554 on: May 21, 2010, 09:39:40 AM »
Granted, you choose to waste it on Encyclopedia Dramatica instead.

I wish I was a better person.