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« Reply #495 on: April 06, 2010, 08:09:15 AM »

I wish The Highlander franchise would end.

I honestly hadn't realised it hadn't.  Either way:

Granted - In memory of it's ending, all the cinemas where you live hold Highlander movie marathons, and people go around talking with bad scottish accents, and speaking entirely in film quotes, in honour of the great franchises passing.  People endlessly pester you, wanting to know which one was your favourite.

I wish I could figure out what I want to be when I grow up.
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« Reply #496 on: April 06, 2010, 11:54:42 AM »

I wish I could figure out what I want to be when I grow up.

Granted! You decide that spraying the pubic hair onto cheap inflatable sex dolls sounds like a pretty sweet career...

I wish that people didn't keep remaking movies.
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« Reply #497 on: April 06, 2010, 05:34:42 PM »

Granted! However they then realize that they have completely run out of new ideas. The lack of imagination spreads, until the only entertainment choices are sports and reality TV.

I wish that my girlfriend thought I had knees suitable for wearing a kilt.

The Auld Grump, it's a sad day when your girl says you don't have the knees for a kilt.
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« Reply #498 on: April 06, 2010, 08:22:24 PM »

I wish The Highlander franchise would end.
I honestly hadn't realized it hadn't.

FYI:
There's: 5 movies, 2 live-action series, 1 animated series (all, which I've seen)
And there's also: 1 remake/reboot movie in the works, 1 anime, and others
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_(franchise)
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« Reply #499 on: April 06, 2010, 08:39:20 PM »

A Highlander reboot! Agh! Sign of the apocalypse number 53!
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« Reply #500 on: April 07, 2010, 12:45:21 AM »

There can never be only 1.
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« Reply #501 on: April 08, 2010, 10:45:08 PM »

Granted! However they then realize that they have completely run out of new ideas. The lack of imagination spreads, until the only entertainment choices are sports and reality TV.

I wish that my girlfriend thought I had knees suitable for wearing a kilt.

The Auld Grump, it's a sad day when your girl says you don't have the knees for a kilt.

Granted. However, she likes it so much she forces you to wear kilts 24/7/365.

I wish I had enough tutoring students that I didn't need a real job.
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« Reply #502 on: April 10, 2010, 06:44:22 PM »

Granted. However, she likes it so much she forces you to wear kilts 24/7/365.

I wish I had enough tutoring students that I didn't need a real job.

Granted. However you only get enough money to barely get by, and are forced to live the rest of your life in your parents basement

I wish i didn't live in such a tiny apartment.
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« Reply #503 on: April 11, 2010, 03:45:09 AM »

I wish i didn't live in such a tiny apartment.

Granted! You live in a nice, big, spacious alleyway.

I wish that Michael Bay and Uwe Boll had a fight to the death, with the winner being gutted by wild boars and fed to stray cats.
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« Reply #504 on: April 11, 2010, 04:44:19 AM »

Granted. Sadly, the fight epitomises the tagline from AVP and the winner gets commissioned to direct even more films, including the filmed adaption of the Shadowforce Archer setting.

I wish I could be granted a wish that couldn't be corrupted.
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« Reply #505 on: April 11, 2010, 05:32:59 AM »

I wish I could be granted a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Granted! Your wish to be buggered to death by a herd of horny bulls comes true. Over three agonizing days.

I wish that people would stop bagging on the movie 'Stealth'.
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« Reply #506 on: April 11, 2010, 07:10:36 AM »

Granted. They start pissing all over it instead.

I wish I knew why engines of exactly the same performance details made by different companies sound different.
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« Reply #507 on: April 11, 2010, 08:52:48 AM »

Granted! And now, you can't stop explaining exactly why to everyone who asks - or not for that matters. Your social life ends rapidly.

I wish I hadn't attempted to play Scion: Hero.
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« Reply #508 on: April 11, 2010, 09:19:53 AM »

I wish I hadn't attempted to play Scion: Hero.

Granted.  Instead you attempted to write your own system from the ground up.  You spend the next 10 years meticulously developing it, only to have it be recieved extremely poorly by the community.

I wish that I didn't have to write a friggen blog for every one of my uni courses this semester.
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« Reply #509 on: April 11, 2010, 11:39:41 AM »

Granted.  Instead you attempted to write your own system from the ground up.  You spend the next 10 years meticulously developing it, only to have it be recieved extremely poorly by the community.

I wish that I didn't have to write a friggen blog for every one of my uni courses this semester.

Granted, Instead you must do it via chain e-mails.  Subsequently all of your friends family and co-workers begin to consider any email you send as spam.

I wish i had unlimited funds to buy all the computer parts and gadgets I want.
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