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« Reply #270 on: April 02, 2009, 05:52:13 PM »
If I remember the sorid details, the source PDF is too large for LuLu and no one else he can find does high quliuty color PoD.

I may be wrong, it's been a while since the game HARP WIlderlands I'm in with him has run.

Oh, and I must have screwed up my post in pursuit of a joke:

Granted, they all suck from the get go.

Granted, all mini manufacuters switch to unpainted corn starch plastic that won't take paint and falls apart when exposed to atmospheric moisture.

I wish GM of the above game's job would stop kicking his ass so he could actually run his game. I miss seeing him and Kzin.
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« Reply #271 on: April 03, 2009, 08:38:39 AM »
Quote from: Krensky on April 02, 2009, 05:52:13 PM
I wish GM of the above game's job would stop kicking his ass so he could actually run his game. I miss seeing him and Kzin.

Granted.  His job now has him on meathooks and you have to go play in the office.

I wish the guys who made Warzone hadn't gone out of business right when their minis started getting good.
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« Reply #272 on: April 03, 2009, 01:05:33 PM »
Granted, they went out of business right before the minis started getting good.

I wish they'd reprint RoboRally and all of its expansions.
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« Reply #273 on: April 07, 2009, 07:15:56 PM »
Quote from: Agent 333 on April 03, 2009, 01:05:33 PM
Granted, they went out of business right before the minis started getting good.

I wish they'd reprint RoboRally and all of its expansions.
Granted! However they do so as part of their Digital Initiative, and is only available sporadically due to problems with the computer.

I wish that there was enough information on The Commonwealth in Fallout 3 to run a campaign there.

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« Reply #274 on: April 07, 2009, 11:52:07 PM »
Granted. However, all your players insist that they'll only play FATAL from now on.

I wish I had more lasagna.
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« Reply #275 on: April 11, 2009, 01:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Krensky on April 02, 2009, 09:48:29 AM
I wish people wouldn't give up on their insane, ludicrous dreams. Wink
Speaking of which... A few months ago I dreamed that I was singing The Mariner's Revenge Song with my girlfriend (an insane, ludicrous song if ever there was one). And last week I did. Smiley (I blew off three games to do so. It had been a while since I had seen her. Smiley )

Now, back to our regularly scheduled wish derailment:
Quote from: Agent 333 on April 07, 2009, 11:52:07 PM
Granted. However, all your players insist that they'll only play FATAL from now on.

I wish I had more lasagna.
Granted! You now look suspiciously like a fat orange cat with big eyes and a sarcastic bent.....

I wish that WotC management wasn't being such a bunch of [REDACTED FOR REASONS OF NATIONAL SECURITY]!

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« Reply #276 on: April 11, 2009, 05:41:05 PM »
Granted. Hasboro decides that WotC isn't profitable enough, and dissolves the company, making it so WotC doesn't even have management.

I wish I had a production budget for my games so I could do fake news clips for my players.
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« Reply #277 on: April 11, 2009, 08:51:56 PM »
Granted! But you enjoy doing the fake news clips so much and do so well with them that it becomes your day job, and you no longer have any time for gaming. (Kind of a happy one there, I guess....)

I wish that I knew how to use Photoshop! (I mean all of it....)

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« Reply #278 on: April 12, 2009, 01:24:01 PM »
Granted. However, as soon as you learn it all, Adobe releases a newer version with a completely different setup that becomes the industry standard. Your skills with the old version are now useless.

I wish I could remember what I wanted to wish for.
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« Reply #279 on: April 12, 2009, 01:34:33 PM »
Quote from: Agent 333 on April 12, 2009, 01:24:01 PM
Granted. However, as soon as you learn it all, Adobe releases a newer version with a completely different setup that becomes the industry standard. Your skills with the old version are now useless.

I wish I could remember what I wanted to wish for.
Granted! You wish for, an ummm, what was the question again? Tongue

I wish that D&D wasn't cursed with companies that have management that become idiots after a few years. (TSR, WotC.... Grrrr....)

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« Reply #280 on: May 18, 2009, 03:01:35 AM »
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on April 12, 2009, 01:34:33 PM
I wish that D&D wasn't cursed with companies that have management that become idiots after a few years. (TSR, WotC.... Grrrr....)

Granted! D&D is instead cursed with companies who have management that are idiots from the outset.

I wish UK TV showed more NHL and NFL matches instead of nothing but shitty highlight reels and games involving teams that I don't like.
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« Reply #281 on: May 18, 2009, 06:45:18 PM »
Granted! NFL switches to rugby, and NHL switches to curling, but now UK television shows nothing but NFL and NHL.But at least it's better than cricket.

I wish that I could flip an omelette without half of it heading straight to the floor/stove/wall/sink... (Rather an immediate wish, this. I just had to mop the floor because of a failed attempt that somebody activated as a critical failure....)

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« Reply #282 on: May 19, 2009, 06:48:50 AM »
Granted! It hits the ceiling instead.

I wish my boss would spontaneously combust. At home, away from me.
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« Reply #283 on: May 19, 2009, 10:00:25 AM »
Quote from: glimmerrat on May 19, 2009, 06:48:50 AM
Granted! It hits the ceiling instead.

I wish my boss would spontaneously combust. At home, away from me.

Granted... but the ensuing fire burns down the whole area, including your place of work and you are now unemployed.

I wish that I could have a vacation and not have to come back to work with a billion things changing when I return to work.


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« Reply #284 on: May 19, 2009, 12:06:41 PM »
Granted! You come back to work and TWO billion things have changed. Unable to keep up with the massive workload you are fired, and end up working as a meth-addicted man whore on the streets of your home town.

I wish that sprouts didn't taste so yucky.
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