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Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« on: December 02, 2008, 06:04:07 PM »
Stolen from several websites (the one where I first encountered it was the forum for Casey & Andy)....

Instructions:

Step 1: Corrupt the wish of the above poster.
Step 2: Make your own wish.

Ex.: The above poster wishes for a pony.

NextPoster1: Granted, but it's an evil flesh-eating pony. I wish I had superpowers.

NextPoster2: Granted, but the powers drain your life-force, causing you to age a an accelerated rate. I wish for $1,000,000.

NextPoster3: Granted, but your credit cards are stolen, and you spend the million paying back fraudulent charges. I wish I was ruler of the universe.
etc.


Starting with an easy one - I wish that I had my very own space station!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 06:12:49 PM »
Starting with an easy one - I wish that I had my very own space station!


Granted, Skylab is yours.

I wish I had a copy of Ten Thousand Bullets.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 06:15:50 PM »
Starting with an easy one - I wish that I had my very own space station!


Granted, Skylab is yours.

I wish I had a copy of Ten Thousand Bullets.
Granted! In Ten Thousand Pieces....

I wish I could live forever!
I don't know how the story ends...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 06:19:38 PM »
Forever surrounded by Camarilla LARPers who've all wished for the same thing!

I wish for Peace on Earth, Good Will toward Men.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 06:59:17 PM »
One handful of dirt, and women universally hate you.

I wish I was Big.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 07:32:37 PM »
Granted. You are now too tall to breathe in the atmosphere, and you suffocate. Then, for good measure, your gigantic corpse destroys the ecosystem of the earth and all of humanity dies.

I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled before it's time.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 07:41:05 PM »
Granted. You are now too tall to breathe in the atmosphere, and you suffocate. Then, for good measure, your gigantic corpse destroys the ecosystem of the earth and all of humanity dies.

I wish Firefly wasn't cancelled before it's time.
Granted! Firefly gets cancelled after its time, restarted under the helm of George Lucas....

I wish that Fallout had a great ending!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 07:51:35 PM »
Granted. Unfortunatley, the dev team spent so long making the ending great, the game now only has 3 hours of playtime, including all sideplots.

I wish I didn't have to repay my student loans.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 07:59:07 PM »
Granted. Unfortunatley, the dev team spent so long making the ending great, the game now only has 3 hours of playtime, including all sideplots.

I wish I didn't have to repay my student loans.

Done, because the Mafia just picked up the tab and wants to know how soon you'll be ready to "work off" your debt.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 08:00:18 PM »
Bang. You're dead.

I wish for an end to religious strife.

(work as a solution to both Agent 333 AND Val's wish, oddly enough)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 08:02:02 PM »
Granted. God himself comes to Earth to declare that we're all wrong, and then sends us all to Hell.

I wish that my monthly Marvel comics subscriptions would arrive on time.


EDIT: Origionally wanted to answer Val's wish: Granted, your first mission is in the Eye of Terror. If you survive, you're being shipped out to a planet on the edge of Hive Fleet Leviathan...
« Last Edit: December 02, 2008, 08:06:09 PM by Agent 333 »
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 08:04:51 PM »
They do. But as you're in hell, you're subscribed solely to Bendis's stupid "Spidey makes a pact with the devil" books.

I wish people who knew how to treat the characters under their stewardship with respect were in charge of Marvel and DC

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2008, 08:09:16 PM »
They do. But as you're in hell, you're subscribed solely to Bendis's stupid "Spidey makes a pact with the devil" books.

I wish people who knew how to treat the characters under their stewardship with respect were in charge of Marvel and DC

Granted, but unfortunately their business skills are abysmal and both companies go out of buisness in less than 6 months.

I wish Isaac Asimov were still alive.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2008, 08:12:07 PM »
Granted. But he's being kept alive by a semi mystical apparatus that sucks the life energy out of random people on the street.

I wish Joss Whedon hadn't killed off Tara.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2008, 09:17:03 PM »
Granted, instead he kills off Willow.

I wish the "Mac vs PC" commercials were made into a sitcom that had nothing to do with computers.
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