Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Crafty_Alex]

I wish WB would quit screwing around with its DC properties and start putting together some decent movies that doesn't have the characer Batman in it. Perhaps, even let Superman punch someone.

Granted. Mr. Mxyzptlk Begins has been released.

I wish Watchmen was out in theaters.

[Gentry]

It is.  It's a documentary about how the Rolex corporation fared during during World War I, open on a dozen screens nationwide.

I wish for more wishes!

[MilitiaJim]

It is.  It's a documentary about how the Rolex corporation fared during during World War I, open on a dozen screens nationwide.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted.  They turn out as well as these wishes have. 

That Marxist place is a utopia, 'cause I can keep shooting legislators until it ain't Marxist anymore.   

I wish I had my carry license already.

[Golden Dragon]

I wish I had my carry license already.

You do, but it comes with so many restrictions that even taking a piss while carrying will get your license revoked.

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

[MilitiaJim]

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

Granted.  We louse it up like we've fouled the rest of these idea.

I wish to survive the zombie apocalypse without becoming a zombie.

[Crafty_Alex]

That Marxist place is a utopia, 'cause I can keep shooting legislators until it ain't Marxist anymore.   

Not true! A Marxist utopia is legistator-free, a literal anarchy. You can't shoot away that particular problem

[TheAuldGrump]

That Marxist place is a utopia, 'cause I can keep shooting legislators until it ain't Marxist anymore.   

Not true! A Marxist utopia is legistator-free, a literal anarchy. You can't shoot away that particular problem

We're an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune!

The Auld Grump, help! Help! I'm being repressed!

[MilitiaJim]

That Marxist place is a utopia, 'cause I can keep shooting legislators until it ain't Marxist anymore.   

Not true! A Marxist utopia is legistator-free, a literal anarchy. You can't shoot away that particular problem

Crappit.  I knew I should have included bureaucrats.

[Morganti]

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

Granted.  We louse it up like we've fouled the rest of these idea.

I wish to survive the zombie apocalypse without becoming a zombie.

Instead of becoming a Zombie, you just die and the human race goes extinct, rather than properly evolving into the next stage of humanity.  Zombie kind.

I wish that instead of a Zombie apocalypse, we have a tribble apocalypse instead.

[MugMug]

I wish that instead of a Zombie apocalypse, we have a tribble apocalypse instead.

Granted. However, the world is saved when the overwrought ennui of gothling Vampire LARPers actually infects the Tribbles, removing any drive to procreate. Vampire LARPers are considered heroes, and goth affectations sweep the globe. Vampire LARPing becomes a widely practiced international pasttime; all other role-playing games lose their market. Fantasycraft dies stillborn.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Walter

[Morganti]

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Walter

Granted, except that you rot in the backroom of a safeway after the tribble apocalypse is twarted, but everyone turns vegan, or vampire....

I wish Shadowforce Archer was still an active line for the Crafty crew!

[MilitiaJim]

I wish to survive the zombie apocalypse without becoming a zombie.

Instead of becoming a Zombie, you just die and the human race goes extinct, rather than properly evolving into the next stage of humanity.  Zombie kind.

Dying =/= surviving.

[Gentry]

I think the idea is that you survive just fine, but die of natural causes eventually.

[Mister Andersen]

I wish to survive the zombie apocalypse without becoming a zombie.

Granted. Instead you die of starvation in its wake because as a vampire you no longer have a blood supply.

I wish the UN had its own standing armed forces.

[MugMug]

I'll wrap up both floating wishes (shame on you, MrA, for ignoring Morganti's wish. )

I wish Shadowforce Archer was still an active line for the Crafty crew!

Granted. However, under the unrelenting pressure of a demanding public the quality of the product gradually degrades. Unable to reconcile their artistic integrity with the schlock being produced, the Crafty partners renounce the pen in favor of interpretive dance.

I wish the UN had its own standing armed forces.

Granted. However, the UN standing armed forces are run with less efficiency than the UN Disaster Response efforts, and less compassion than the now defunct UN Commission on Human Rights. <shudder>

I wish I had a better work/family balance.

Walter