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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #60 on: December 04, 2008, 01:09:51 PM »
Granted, but the cats really struggle when you try to load them.

I wish Iron Man got the respect he deserves.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #61 on: December 04, 2008, 01:19:27 PM »
Granted, but Iron Man is reduced to a no-hope layabout worthy of no respect.

I wish I could find time to play all these games I have sat on my shelf.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2008, 01:21:01 PM »
Granted, but you are now jobless and homeless and no longer have the systems required to play the games.

I wish I could think of better wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2008, 02:02:28 PM »
Granted.  Just as you are about to post, the mods lock the thread because a flame war broke out over someone else's wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2008, 03:05:53 PM »
I wish Central Jersey wasn't a Black Hole of Gaming.

Granted, Central Jersey is now the gaming capital of the world. Everyone only wants to play F.A.T.A.L., SenZar, or The World of Synnibarr

I wish I didn't know those games existed.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #65 on: December 04, 2008, 03:06:15 PM »
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I wish Iron Man got the respect he deserves.

Well he is on the run for opening Earth up to the Skrull Invasion...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #66 on: December 04, 2008, 06:36:13 PM »
I wish Central Jersey wasn't a Black Hole of Gaming.

Granted, Central Jersey is now the gaming capital of the world. Everyone only wants to play F.A.T.A.L., SenZar, or The World of Synnibarr

I wish I didn't know those games existed.
Granted - after the accident and the oxygen starvation that it caused to your brain you no longer know your own name, much less the names of those funny paper filled things you used to roll funny colored shapes for.

I wish that I was worshipped by millions around the world as the new Messiah, come to bring an age of enlightenment to mankind.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2008, 07:15:05 PM »
Granted - after the accident and the oxygen starvation that it caused to your brain you no longer know your own name, much less the names of those funny paper filled things you used to roll funny colored shapes for.

It's not the names, it]s the mythos lore like knowledge that slowly dissolves my sanity.

But even total brain death is probably a small price to pay to be free of that knowledge.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #68 on: December 04, 2008, 07:47:59 PM »
I wish that I was worshipped by millions around the world as the new Messiah, come to bring an age of enlightenment to mankind.

Granted. But the Jews team up with the Catholics to crucify you before you can complete your work.

I wish DVR recording and downloads counted towards the ratings of TV shows.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #69 on: December 04, 2008, 09:08:48 PM »
I wish DVR recording and downloads counted towards the ratings of TV shows.

Granted. "America's Next Top Model" and "American Idol" now have their own channels.

I wish the great directors of the 70's hadn't sold their souls and forgotten their art.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2008, 12:57:52 AM »
Granted. They sold their art and forgot their souls instead, becoming the yuppy scum of the 80s.

I wish Batman had never been a part of the JLA.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2008, 04:15:31 AM »
Ok. The JLA does not exist, and we stay with the JSA, where Batman died in 1970. And he never comes back.

I wish I was i could actually play a spycraft campaign, instead of just run them.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2008, 05:32:53 AM »
Granted. Only now Spycraft happens to be written by the guy who wrote F.A.T.A.L.

I wish Grant Morrison had terminally ODed just before his final arc on X-Men.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2008, 10:45:57 AM »
Granted. However, an even worse writer was brought in to finish his work from the notes Morrison left.

I wish Marvel would do an event where Iron Man comes out the hero instead of the badguy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2008, 11:34:18 AM »
Granted. However, an even worse writer was brought in to finish his work from the notes Morrison left.

I wish Marvel would do an event where Iron Man comes out the hero instead of the badguy.

That first part was funny, I thought of Marvel bringing in Brett Ratner to finish up.

Wish granted, but Marvel trades Iron Man to DC, for Adam Strange and a first-round pick to be named later.

I wish WB would quit screwing around with its DC properties and start putting together some decent movies that doesn't have the characer Batman in it. Perhaps, even let Superman punch someone.
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