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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #510 on: April 11, 2010, 10:30:08 AM »
I wish i had unlimited funds to buy all the computer parts and gadgets I want.

Granted! Your spending spree caused the global recession. Nice one.

I wish that I could find a brand of cheap disposible razors that shave my head well, but don''t damage my scalp in any way.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #511 on: April 11, 2010, 10:41:17 AM »
Granted. You find the razor, only to discover that it's the last one ever made as the company that created it went out of business years ago.

I wish something really horrible happens to the next person to grant a wish in this thread, the consequences of which cannot in any way or form lead back to me.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #512 on: April 11, 2010, 01:26:54 PM »
Granted. You find the razor, only to discover that it's the last one ever made as the company that created it went out of business years ago.

I wish something really horrible happens to the next person to grant a wish in this thread, the consequences of which cannot in any way or form lead back to me.


Granted. Unfortunately it was all just a dream, you wake up in an insane asylum, and you are also now a eunuch.  

I wish good to come to all who visit the crafy forums.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #513 on: April 11, 2010, 11:13:48 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, right before it's granted, you get banned.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #514 on: April 11, 2010, 11:24:56 PM »
granted, welcome to insomnia

i wish that i could stop looking at this thread periodically, i have a much easier time coming up with a response than i do a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #515 on: April 12, 2010, 11:32:52 AM »
granted, welcome to insomnia

i wish that i could stop looking at this thread periodically, i have a much easier time coming up with a response than i do a wish.

HAH! I've had insomnia since I can remember, nice job.

Granted, you lose all access to the internet. You can therefore no longer look at this thread ever.

I wish my cold would go away.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #516 on: April 12, 2010, 12:43:25 PM »
Granted.

It leaves a nice case of viral pnuemonia as a parting gift.

I wish I had a wish to go here.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #517 on: April 12, 2010, 03:46:36 PM »
Granted! You come up with the wish that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend. Somebody started wishing it, not knowing what it was, they'll keep on wishing it forever, just because, this is the wish that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend....

I wish my girlfriend was here, so I could share the chocolate (recycled Easter bunnies) and strawberries with her.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #518 on: April 21, 2010, 12:30:14 AM »
Granted! After you're done sharing with her, she dumps you.

I wish that the summer holidays were here already.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #519 on: April 21, 2010, 03:20:07 AM »
I wish that the summer holidays were here already.
Granted!  But thanks to climate change, during your summer holidays, it snows.

I wish New Jersey didn't suck.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #520 on: April 21, 2010, 03:42:38 AM »
Granted!  But thanks to climate change, during your summer holidays, it snows.

I wish New Jersey didn't suck.

Granted. It blows(and smells).

I wish upon a shooting star.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #521 on: April 21, 2010, 07:07:36 AM »
Granted. It blows(and smells).

I wish upon a shooting star.
But it already does those.  :(

Granted!  Said "star" lands on your foot, then the wish is corrupted like all the wishes wished here.   :P

I wish I could have a good breakfast most mornings.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #522 on: April 21, 2010, 07:38:00 AM »
I wish I could have a good breakfast most mornings.

Granted.  You are now late most mornings.

I wish I could get wealthy doing what I love.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #523 on: April 21, 2010, 09:47:14 AM »

Granted.  You are now late most mornings.

I wish I could get wealthy doing what I love.
Granted, unfortunately you get involved in a sex scandal, get sued for more than you are worth. You are forced to file for bankruptcy and you reputation is ruined.

I wish you hadn't said that.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #524 on: April 21, 2010, 09:49:25 AM »

Granted.  You are now late most mornings.

I wish I could get wealthy doing what I love.
Granted, unfortunately you get involved in a sex scandal, get sued for more than you are worth. You are forced to file for bankruptcy and you reputation is ruined.

I wish you hadn't said that.

Granted. He typed it.

I wish had a more varied diet.
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