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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2008, 10:17:58 AM »
granted, but to facilitate teh extras 2 hours sunday has now been removed from the normal week.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2008, 10:22:07 AM »
i wish i had a t rex epic mount in real life.

Granted. Sometimes you feed your pet, and other times you feed your pet.

And because I can't resist:
I wish I could directly mentally interface with my electronics.

Done.

"Do you want some toast? Maybe some crumpets? How about a scone? Waffles? Toast, toast, toast, toast toastity, toast. TOAST!"


I wish FantasyCraft was out.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2008, 11:42:49 AM »
I wish the day were 26 hours long.

Granted. Your work day is ALSO 2 hours longer.

I wish Daylight Savings time lasted year round.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2008, 11:45:17 AM »
I wish FantasyCraft was out.

Granted. You now only have the next 4th edition supplement to look forward to.

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Aside: Alex wins for referencing the philosophical argument.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2008, 03:39:50 PM »
Granted. However, you have to run the worst RPG ever designed for a bunch of power gaming 10 year olds.

sorry to interupt. I had to do this. For the local library community group. I didn't even get paid for it. It was more fun than I thought, but it was still terrible.
Ok..back to the silly game.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2008, 03:44:00 PM »

I wish Daylight Savings time lasted year round.

Granted. However your schedule is now such that you only see darkness, and die of vitamin D poisoning.

I wish I had the time and money to go to more conventions.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2008, 08:36:45 PM »
Granted. However, all gaming conventions are cancelled until further notice.

I wish I could function without sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2008, 11:15:28 PM »
Granted, you change your name to Krank, you live on an oil rig off the coast of France and because you can never dream again you kidnap children to steal theirs.

I wish Camel still sold lights in soft packs.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #53 on: December 04, 2008, 07:49:15 AM »
Granted. Camel now sells christmas lights in soft packs.

I wish for a device that can create free energy.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2008, 08:36:22 AM »
I wish for a device that can create free energy.

Granted.  The device cannot be moved and is in Antarctica. 

I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for killing legislators.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2008, 09:07:22 AM »
I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for killing legislators.

Granted. You have now created a Marxist utopia.

I wish I had a son.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2008, 09:07:51 AM »
I wish for a device that can create free energy.

Granted.  The device cannot be moved and is in Antarctica. 

That's not really a corruption since it can be cabled or beamed... Try:

Granted, but the world economic system completely disintegrates when presented with an infinite resource. Ninety-five percent of the human population dies in the ensuing chaos, famine, and plagues.

I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for killing legislators.

Granted. "I didn't like them." is now an affirmative defense in murder and manslaughter trials.

I wish I had a bucket of puppies.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2008, 09:08:37 AM »
I wish I wouldn't get in trouble for killing legislators.

Granted. You have now created a Marxist utopia.

I wish I had a son.

You do, and he likes Uwe Boll movies.

I wish I had a bucket of puppies.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2008, 11:55:24 AM »
Granted, I'll put them in the catapult and send them to you.

I wish I had a catapult that launched buckets of puppies.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2008, 12:00:57 PM »
Granted, I'll put them in the catapult and send them to you.

I wish I had a catapult that launched buckets of puppies.

Granted, and here's your ammo:



I wish I had a catapult that fired ill tempered cats at my users.
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