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« Reply #315 on: May 26, 2009, 07:45:49 AM »
Quote from: Mister Andersen on May 25, 2009, 11:22:02 PM
I wish housecats had opposable thumbs

Granted!  Now when your cat wants to wake you up in the middle of the night it squeezes your nostrils shut.

I wish you could make your own maps for any of the GTA console games.
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« Reply #316 on: May 26, 2009, 10:25:45 AM »
Quote from: Mister Andersen on May 25, 2009, 11:22:02 PM
I wish housecats had opposable thumbs
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« Reply #317 on: May 27, 2009, 01:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Dr Yes on May 26, 2009, 07:45:49 AM
I wish you could make your own maps for any of the GTA console games.

Oh, so very granted! Yet, they must come in three sections to add all the proper "ultrakewl" 3d elements to make it realistic enough to blow you mind. Then again, every section takes longer to customize than creating your own wrestler in Westlemania 21... and then, there's the loading time.

I wish 1/6th toys were the mainstream and not "rare collectible items".
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« Reply #318 on: May 27, 2009, 08:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 27, 2009, 01:33:28 PM
Quote from: Dr Yes on May 26, 2009, 07:45:49 AM
I wish you could make your own maps for any of the GTA console games.

Oh, so very granted! Yet, they must come in three sections to add all the proper "ultrakewl" 3d elements to make it realistic enough to blow you mind. Then again, every section takes longer to customize than creating your own wrestler in Westlemania 21... and then, there's the loading time.

I wish 1/6th toys were the mainstream and not "rare collectible items".
Granted! Unfortunately your strangled corpse is found inside your home. Police suspect that the murderer had a 'Kung Fu Grip'....

I wish that I didn't hate my job and almost everyone working there.

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« Reply #319 on: May 27, 2009, 09:35:20 PM »
Quote from: TheAuldGrump on May 27, 2009, 08:29:01 PM
I wish that I didn't hate my job and almost everyone working there.

Granted! Now you LOVE everybody so much, you face about 250 years doing time for harrassment... and the charges for "dry humping" are still forthcoming, once the judicial system can actually declare that "not rape but still an unnerving crime."

Oh, and dry humping everything in your workplace gave you a bad case of staples on youknowwhere.

EDIT: My wish... I wish everything BlueRay/PS3 weren't so ridiculously expensive!
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« Reply #320 on: May 27, 2009, 09:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 27, 2009, 09:35:20 PM
Oh, and dry humping everything in your workplace gave you a bad case of staples on youknowwhere.

Um... is that your wish, or is one still forthcoming? Tongue

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« Reply #321 on: May 28, 2009, 10:15:47 AM »
Quote from: MugMug on May 27, 2009, 09:55:21 PM
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 27, 2009, 09:35:20 PM
Oh, and dry humping everything in your workplace gave you a bad case of staples on youknowwhere.

Um... is that your wish, or is one still forthcoming? Tongue

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Fixed that, sorry... Tongue
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« Reply #322 on: May 28, 2009, 10:32:53 AM »
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 27, 2009, 09:35:20 PM

EDIT: My wish... I wish everything BlueRay/PS3 weren't so ridiculously expensive!

Granted. Due to widely perceived mishandling of the PS3-line, Sony investors panic, selling shares like hotcakes and forcing the electronics giant into a tailspin.

After the bankruptcy, disks for the now-obsolete system are available dirt-cheap from street-vendors.

I wish my back would stop hurting for the day.
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« Reply #323 on: May 28, 2009, 10:51:01 AM »
Quote from: LordKruelos on May 28, 2009, 10:32:53 AM
I wish my back would stop hurting for the day.

Granted... you breeze through your days without no pain... But at nights, oh, heathens! You have not known such pain existed before! Not because it's huge, but because it just. Won't. Go. Away.

Thus, sleepless nights are making you completely exhausted and that why you breeze through you days in haze, feeling no pain, nor happiness, nor your toes when you smashed them into the corners, nor your willie when going to the bathroom... You feel nothing while the sun still shines!

I wish FireFly was resurrected as a series for another 3 seasons... at least.
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« Reply #324 on: May 28, 2009, 10:56:35 AM »
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 28, 2009, 10:51:01 AM
I wish FireFly was resurrected as a series for another 3 seasons... at least.

Granted. M. Night Shyamalan and Peter Jackson collaborate on a new, relaunched Firefly, complete with an All-Star cast, featuring Keanu Reaves as Captain Malcom Reynolds and Gilbert Gottfried as Simon Tam.

On the positive side, this means you get to see Gilbert Gottfied punched in the face roughly once an episode.
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« Reply #325 on: May 28, 2009, 11:42:24 AM »
And your wish, Lord Kruelos?
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« Reply #326 on: May 28, 2009, 11:45:20 AM »
I wish the Bears beat the Seahawks in the playoffs this year Tongue
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« Reply #327 on: May 28, 2009, 11:56:22 AM »
Quote from: LordKruelos on May 28, 2009, 11:45:20 AM
I wish the Bears beat the Seahawks in the playoffs this year Tongue

Granted.. the Bears face off against the Steelers in Super Bowl XLIV and get trounced by the black and gold 86 - 0.


I wish that the World on Fire PDFs would come out soon.
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« Reply #328 on: May 28, 2009, 11:26:14 PM »
Quote from: LordKruelos on May 28, 2009, 10:56:35 AM
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 28, 2009, 10:51:01 AM
I wish FireFly was resurrected as a series for another 3 seasons... at least.

Granted. M. Night Shyamalan and Peter Jackson collaborate on a new, relaunched Firefly, complete with an All-Star cast, featuring Keanu Reaves as Captain Malcom Reynolds and Gilbert Gottfried as Simon Tam.

On the positive side, this means you get to see Gilbert Gottfied punched in the face roughly once an episode.

 Grin Grin

I loved Gilbert Gottried... But the rest of the remake's crew makes me wanna shout: I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!

 Cheesy
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« Reply #329 on: May 29, 2009, 09:28:29 AM »
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 28, 2009, 11:26:14 PM
Quote from: LordKruelos on May 28, 2009, 10:56:35 AM
Quote from: Txabier_Arrizotegui on May 28, 2009, 10:51:01 AM
I wish FireFly was resurrected as a series for another 3 seasons... at least.

Granted. M. Night Shyamalan and Peter Jackson collaborate on a new, relaunched Firefly, complete with an All-Star cast, featuring Keanu Reaves as Captain Malcom Reynolds and Gilbert Gottfried as Simon Tam.

On the positive side, this means you get to see Gilbert Gottfied punched in the face roughly once an episode.
Muhwahahaha, excellent  Grin
 Grin Grin

I loved Gilbert Gottried... But the rest of the remake's crew makes me wanna shout: I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!

 Cheesy
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