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« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2008, 05:34:48 AM »

Granted. However, the sleep schedule is keyed to the time zone for Kenya.

I wish George Lucas could make another Star Wars movie without taking a massive dump on the fans in the process.
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« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2008, 05:36:36 AM »

Granted. However he pisses all over the fans instead.

I wish someone would avail themselves of a submarine and start sinking the Japanese whaling fleet.
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« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2008, 05:50:41 AM »

Done, though without being covertly checked by "commercial" culling the Deep Whale cultists manage to finally revive their slumbering Grey Devourer lord via mass sacrifice. With the Maw of the Ocean awake the seas become viscous and roil with horrific life as it slaves every last living thing in the salt-waters to it's will -to drown and devour the entire planet.

I wish I was Taki from Soul Calibur 4.
(guh, late night logic)
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« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2008, 05:58:17 AM »

Granted. However, the sleep schedule is keyed to the time zone for Kenya.

I wish George Lucas could make another Star Wars movie without taking a massive dump on the fans in the process.

Heheh, nice.
I was going to go with, "Done! But the days on Mercury pass faster then's really right for your biology -to say nothing of the heat."
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« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2008, 06:55:51 AM »

Granted. Of course, now you are a fictional character with no free will, and the urge to kick someone every time someon presses the circle button...

I wish I had a Mazzeratti (that does 185). Bonus points if your corruption follows from the reference.
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« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2008, 07:39:06 AM »

Done. However you're savagely T-boned by a Delorian doing 88 that you could have sworn wasn't there a moment ago.

I wish they'd never made Highlander 2
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« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2008, 08:10:53 AM »

Granted. Of course, they never made Highlander 1 either...

I wish more people would know who I'm talking about when I bring up Joe Walsh in conversation.
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« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2008, 09:04:52 AM »

I wish more people would know who I'm talking about when I bring up Joe Walsh in conversation.

Granted. Of course it's because he only stopped drinking after he died when his car drunkenly crashed into a school bus full of kindergartners and a liquefied natural gas tanker on national television, killing everyone involved.

I wish I was Omnipotent.
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« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2008, 09:16:52 AM »

Granted. However, with omnipitence comes the knowledge that anything you do will just end up getting fucked up sooner or later, filling you with soul crushing despair.

I wish the Timeline movie didn't suck.
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« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2008, 09:35:55 AM »

Granted. However, with omnipitence comes the knowledge that anything you do will just end up getting fucked up sooner or later, filling you with soul crushing despair.

Then I'm not omnipotent.
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« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2008, 10:08:10 AM »

Yeah, I think you're talking about omniscient, 333. =]
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« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2008, 12:11:26 PM »

I wish I was Omnipotent.

Granted. However, you'll still never be able to lift that rock.

I wish 10kB were out for sale.
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« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2008, 12:49:41 PM »

I wish I was Omnipotent.

Granted. However, you'll still never be able to lift that rock.

I wish 10kB were out for sale.

Sim-Salabim, it is so!
Shame it was marked as an impossibly pan-OS kernal-critical virus vector and no one's touching it for fear of total system destruction.
(10KB is so awesome it could kill the entire intenet)

I wish I could directly mentally interface with my electronics.
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« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »

I wish I could directly mentally interface with my electronics.

Granted - but they also directly interface with you (ew!).

I wish I had a hundred clones.
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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2008, 01:08:45 PM »

Yeah, I think you're talking about omniscient, 333. =]

With one comes the other. Omnipotence = ability to do anything, seeing the future = doing something. Therefore having Omnipotence gives you Omniscience. See, I no crazy.

EDIT (Figured I  should grant a wish).
Granted. Unfortunately, they've taken over all your writing duties and defer to you for editing. Now you have 100 times as much stuff to edit in the same amount of time. Also, they're all hungry and want food.

I wish the day were 26 hours long.
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