Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #195 on: February 20, 2009, 07:18:47 AM »

Granted - you are lobotomised. Really, a cranial drill and a pair of forceps are the only way to unlearn wtf that damn game actually is.

I wish that Dark Angel hadn't been cancelled because of Firefly.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #196 on: February 20, 2009, 07:33:24 AM »

Granted. Now Firefly never existed. You suck I hate you. Also, Dark Angel was cancelled anyway for a much, much worse show.

I wish people would stop standing in the way of scientific progress due to their own ignorance.


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« Reply #197 on: February 20, 2009, 12:52:54 PM »

Granted. Now people stand in the way of scientific progress because of religion.

Oh hold on, wait...

I wish Firefly had more than one season so I could find out River's story properly without ramming it into an overbudget poorly written movie that did a bad thing.

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Bastard Joss Whedon.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #198 on: February 20, 2009, 01:12:33 PM »

Quote from: glimmerrat on February 20, 2009, 12:52:54 PM

Dude, spoilers. I'm fairly sure that everyone on this forum has seen Serenity already, but just in case. If you're one of the ones that hasn't GO WATCH FIREFLY!

Granted. Firefly now has six seasons, each focusing on a different Firefly-class ship in the same Verse. You still don't get to see the end of River's story.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #199 on: February 21, 2009, 11:25:10 PM »

Quote from: Agent 333 on February 20, 2009, 01:12:33 PM

Quote from: glimmerrat on February 20, 2009, 12:52:54 PM

And your wish is?

The Auld Grump, who did not see Firefly until the series had been canceled. Sad


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #200 on: February 22, 2009, 11:10:26 PM »

D'oh!

I wish I didn't have to think up so many wishes.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #201 on: February 23, 2009, 12:08:27 AM »

Quote from: Agent 333 on February 22, 2009, 11:10:26 PM

D'oh!

I wish I didn't have to think up so many wishes.

Granted! The frontal lobotomy was a success, the only questions that matter now are 'wha?'' and 'huh?'

I wish that I could convince my players to try my WWI steampunk campaign.

The Auld Grump, though WWI is pretty close to steampunk in a lot of ways, anyway.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #202 on: March 22, 2009, 06:51:24 PM »

Quote from: TheAuldGrump on February 23, 2009, 12:08:27 AM

Quote from: Agent 333 on February 22, 2009, 11:10:26 PM

D'oh!

I wish I didn't have to think up so many wishes.

Granted! I end up killing all their characters in a gas attack during the first twenty minutes of the game!*

I wish that I hadn't killed the topic....

The Auld Grump, granting your own wish is off somehow....

*No, I didn't really do this. I still haven't managed to convince them that WWI might be a fun setting. Tongue


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #203 on: March 22, 2009, 08:59:52 PM »

Granted! Instead, you prevented it from achieving near godhood by resuscitating it rather than just PMing Pat to put it in classics.

I wish that girl I met last week would call me...


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #204 on: March 22, 2009, 09:03:20 PM »

Quote from: Agent 333 on March 22, 2009, 08:59:52 PM

I wish that girl I met last week would call me...

She does! She informs you that she is from the IRS and you have won the lottery to have your taxes audited.

I wish that I could get rid of whatever virus is going around my house.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #205 on: March 22, 2009, 10:37:09 PM »

Granted! It goes global, turning everyone except you into flesh eating zombies!

I wish that a good, scary Frankenstein movie was coming out!

The Auld Grump


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #206 on: March 22, 2009, 10:45:02 PM »

Granted. It is a movie of the ten most horrifying films you've ever seen stitched together in an unholy semblance of life.

I wish I never had to pay taxes again.
(Bonus to anyone who corrupts this in the way I'm thinking it should be corrupted).


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #207 on: March 22, 2009, 11:52:20 PM »

Bang. You're dead.

I wish I was a successful Hollywood mogul able to greenlight any picture that excited my dark geekish heart


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #208 on: March 22, 2009, 11:59:21 PM »

Seriously, why do all wishes have to end in death? The correct answer (and much more horrifying, if you think on it) is "Granted. You never earn any money, nor own any taxable property for the rest of your life."

Granted. You greenlight many a picture that has great geeky promise, but the production crews constantly screw it up and make the drafts you greenlit go through rewrites until they're not recognizable anymore. The movies still make money, but you never get to see the movies you want to see.

I wish people were more creative with their wish corruptions.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

« Reply #209 on: March 23, 2009, 01:36:27 AM »

Quote from: Agent 333 on March 22, 2009, 11:59:21 PM

Seriously, why do all wishes have to end in death?

I wish people were more creative with their wish corruptions.

Unfortunately the wish is granted, posthumously so you never get to read any of them.

I wish I had a completed, fully-armed and operational battlestation capable of taking a torpedo hit in an exhaust port without blowing up.


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