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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2008, 09:21:06 PM »
granted, but Bill Gates is writing the script
i wish i had a  better paying job.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2008, 09:23:44 PM »
Granted! You are now assigned to cleaning the grease out of crematoriums for the Gas Board. (I actually know someone who had that job. Triple pay, but nobody wanted it....)

I wish that I could make money running role playing games!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2008, 09:42:24 PM »
Granted. However, you have to run the worst RPG ever designed for a bunch of power gaming 10 year olds.

I wish Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and Jason Bonham (John Bonham's son) would tour as Led Zepplin in the US.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2008, 09:46:40 PM »
Granted. However they are shot down while accidentially overflying the White House before their first gig.

I wish Rose had been killed at the end of season 2.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2008, 09:50:18 PM »
DAMN! Beat me. Granted, she dies at the end of season 1.


Leaving for continuity because my wish remains the same.

Granted, but to make it even cooler I resurrect a zombified John Bonham. Unfortunately he goes a killing spree and murders Page and Plant. I manage to chain him up before he can harm JPJ and the two go on to make awesome music.

I wish I could resurrect a zombified John Bonham.

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I wish I was Big.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2008, 10:00:19 PM »
Granted. However you are overcome with the compulsion to shag the local vampire lord and alpha werewolf and pretty much every other pretty boy in fetishwear, on the flimsiest of pretexts.


I wish LK Hamilton hadn't discovered the pleasures of writing erotica




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DAMN! Beat me. Granted, she dies at the end of season 1.

Corruption I can live with.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2008, 10:09:28 PM »
Granted. Instead she takes up writing nothing but bad (is there really any other kind) emo poetry.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2008, 10:18:26 PM »
Granted, but the massive tectonic disturbances crated by the move shatters it into a half-drownd archipeligo, killing millions and prompting US military occupation.

I wish there was a "The Goodies: the Next Generation"

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2008, 10:51:11 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, it's horrible and craps on everything that was good about the original.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2008, 11:20:33 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, it's horrible and craps on everything that was good about the original.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted!
But it's ME and I'm "overcome with the compulsion to shag the local vampire lord and alpha werewolf and pretty much every other pretty boy in fetishwear, on the flimsiest of pretexts."

And follow it by hideous, yet curiously ineffective suicide attempts. =P

I wish I was a delicious tin of bacon baked beans.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2008, 11:52:29 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, it's horrible and craps on everything that was good about the original.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted!
But it's ME and I'm "overcome with the compulsion to shag the local vampire lord and alpha werewolf and pretty much every other pretty boy in fetishwear, on the flimsiest of pretexts."

And follow it by hideous, yet curiously ineffective suicide attempts. =P

I wish I was a delicious tin of bacon baked beans.


Granted! You were found on a shelf in Fallout 3 and used as ammo in a Rock-It gun.

I wish I had a secret Evil Headquarters on a remote island, guarded by a death ray and sharks with frikkin lasers mounted on their heads!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2008, 12:01:05 AM »
Granted. Sadly it's all made of cardboard and was left out in the rain.

I wish Batman wasn't such a bigoted dick.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2008, 12:34:03 AM »
Granted. He reverts to his ultimately campy and corny incarnation from the 50s.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2008, 12:39:40 AM »
Granted. However you happen to be a winged monkey. and that never ends well.

I wish we were allowed to shoot politicians when they screw up.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2008, 12:52:15 AM »
Granted. However, nobody wants to be a politician anymore and anarchy erupts. You are promptly shot by someone who mistakes you for a politician.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.
When all your problems are nails, all your tools start looking like hammers.