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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2008, 12:21:06 AM »

granted, but Bill Gates is writing the script
i wish i had a  better paying job.
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2008, 12:23:44 AM »

Granted! You are now assigned to cleaning the grease out of crematoriums for the Gas Board. (I actually know someone who had that job. Triple pay, but nobody wanted it....)

I wish that I could make money running role playing games!

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2008, 12:42:24 AM »

Granted. However, you have to run the worst RPG ever designed for a bunch of power gaming 10 year olds.

I wish Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and Jason Bonham (John Bonham's son) would tour as Led Zepplin in the US.
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2008, 12:46:40 AM »

Granted. However they are shot down while accidentially overflying the White House before their first gig.

I wish Rose had been killed at the end of season 2.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2008, 12:50:18 AM »

DAMN! Beat me. Granted, she dies at the end of season 1.


Leaving for continuity because my wish remains the same.

Granted, but to make it even cooler I resurrect a zombified John Bonham. Unfortunately he goes a killing spree and murders Page and Plant. I manage to chain him up before he can harm JPJ and the two go on to make awesome music.

I wish I could resurrect a zombified John Bonham.

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2008, 01:00:19 AM »

Granted. However you are overcome with the compulsion to shag the local vampire lord and alpha werewolf and pretty much every other pretty boy in fetishwear, on the flimsiest of pretexts.


I wish LK Hamilton hadn't discovered the pleasures of writing erotica




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DAMN! Beat me. Granted, she dies at the end of season 1.

Corruption I can live with.
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2008, 01:09:28 AM »

Granted. Instead she takes up writing nothing but bad (is there really any other kind) emo poetry.

I wish New Zealand was geographically closer to the United States.
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2008, 01:18:26 AM »

Granted, but the massive tectonic disturbances crated by the move shatters it into a half-drownd archipeligo, killing millions and prompting US military occupation.

I wish there was a "The Goodies: the Next Generation"
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2008, 01:51:11 AM »

Granted. Unfortunately, it's horrible and craps on everything that was good about the original.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2008, 02:20:33 AM »

Granted. Unfortunately, it's horrible and craps on everything that was good about the original.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

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But it's ME and I'm "overcome with the compulsion to shag the local vampire lord and alpha werewolf and pretty much every other pretty boy in fetishwear, on the flimsiest of pretexts."

And follow it by hideous, yet curiously ineffective suicide attempts. =P

I wish I was a delicious tin of bacon baked beans.

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« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2008, 02:52:29 AM »

Granted. Unfortunately, it's horrible and craps on everything that was good about the original.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted!
But it's ME and I'm "overcome with the compulsion to shag the local vampire lord and alpha werewolf and pretty much every other pretty boy in fetishwear, on the flimsiest of pretexts."

And follow it by hideous, yet curiously ineffective suicide attempts. =P

I wish I was a delicious tin of bacon baked beans.


Granted! You were found on a shelf in Fallout 3 and used as ammo in a Rock-It gun.

I wish I had a secret Evil Headquarters on a remote island, guarded by a death ray and sharks with frikkin lasers mounted on their heads!
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« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2008, 03:01:05 AM »

Granted. Sadly it's all made of cardboard and was left out in the rain.

I wish Batman wasn't such a bigoted dick.
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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2008, 03:34:03 AM »

Granted. He reverts to his ultimately campy and corny incarnation from the 50s.

I wish I could fly.
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« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2008, 03:39:40 AM »

Granted. However you happen to be a winged monkey. and that never ends well.

I wish we were allowed to shoot politicians when they screw up.
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« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2008, 03:52:15 AM »

Granted. However, nobody wants to be a politician anymore and anarchy erupts. You are promptly shot by someone who mistakes you for a politician.

I wish I had a normal sleep schedule.
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