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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2007, 11:54:24 PM »

i would be to tempted to say, "I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT", during that mission
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« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2007, 12:01:20 AM »

On the subject of kiddie amusements how about an epic battle in one of those ball pools, with the millions of multicolored softball sized balls?

Oooh, and all of the black balls are actually filled with some kind of biological weapon, so the agents need to be careful about which balls they break.

This would be awesome.  How many other times would you be able to have control bellow "AGENTS! WE NEED YOU TO SECURE THOSE BALLS!" Smiley

Well, there's also the scenario where a bioweapon is being distributed through some salted nuts...  Embarrassed
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« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2007, 09:41:18 AM »

<Mr. T>"Get some NUTS!"</Mr. T>
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« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2007, 09:44:40 AM »

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Well, there's also the scenario where a bioweapon is being distributed through some salty chocolate balls...

Changed that for you Wink
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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2007, 01:08:08 PM »

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Well, there's also the scenario where a bioweapon is being distributed through some salty chocolate balls...

Changed that for you Wink

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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2007, 01:14:33 PM »

I do believe Mr. Anderson means chocolate salted balls.

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« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2007, 01:32:20 PM »

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Well, there's also the scenario where a bioweapon is being distributed through some salty chocolate balls...

Changed that for you Wink

I should note now that I do NOT aprove of editing other people's text within a quote box that attributes the modifed text to the original poster. It is a bad, bad habbit and should be avoided here. Removing the tag from the quote box that indicates another person as the author is sufficent to avoid this issue.

Thanks!
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« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2007, 03:38:01 PM »

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Not meaning to diss your idea or anything. It was simply intended as a harmless pop cultural reference inspired by all the, ahem, ball-play.

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« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2007, 04:58:57 PM »

I know. Hadn't mentioned it before, but it's a pattern of forumn interaction I heartily dislike - literally putting words in other folks mouths. Probably needs to go into FAQ.
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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2007, 09:23:18 PM »

I know. Hadn't mentioned it before, but it's a pattern of forumn interaction I heartily dislike - literally putting words in other folks mouths. Probably needs to go into FAQ.

That is good to know, when I make such quotes in the future I will endeavor to make the 'quoted' name as farcical as the 'quote'.

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« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2007, 01:20:47 PM »

I know. Hadn't mentioned it before, but it's a pattern of forumn interaction I heartily dislike - literally putting words in other folks mouths. Probably needs to go into FAQ.


Well, I've occasionally been guilty of it myself, so no hard feelings on my part, fwiw.
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« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2007, 11:19:31 AM »

I know. Hadn't mentioned it before, but it's a pattern of forumn interaction I heartily dislike - literally putting words in other folks mouths. Probably needs to go into FAQ.


Unfortunately, that's part of my job description as a sports writer. Coaches and players give some really butchered quotes at times. My job is to make them sound intelligent and smart. Maybe I should go into speech writing.

It would explain why most High and Middle School coaches don't teach English. And to quote Holly (of "Red Dwarf" fame), "I got an IQ of 2,000. It's not much, it's only the combined IQ of 2,000 PE teachers."
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« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2007, 03:12:26 PM »

A greasy hotel kitchen with dozens of fly strips hanging from the ceiling.  Shocked (Jump up on a table to kick the bad guy, and.... 'Oh my god! What have I got in my hair? Ewww!')

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« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2007, 07:24:03 PM »

A greasy hotel kitchen with dozens of fly strips hanging from the ceiling.  Shocked (Jump up on a table to kick the bad guy, and.... 'Oh my god! What have I got in my hair? Ewww!')

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HAHA! Shouldn't be a problem, you just need to start swinging the strips around as improvised weapons.

Fly Strip, - Damage, 1-3/20 E/T, FRG, HOK, IMP, SLA  Tongue
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« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2007, 10:01:59 PM »

A greasy hotel kitchen with dozens of fly strips hanging from the ceiling.  Shocked (Jump up on a table to kick the bad guy, and.... 'Oh my god! What have I got in my hair? Ewww!')

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HAHA! Shouldn't be a problem, you just need to start swinging the strips around as improvised weapons.

Fly Strip, - Damage, 1-3/20 E/T, FRG, HOK, IMP, SLA  Tongue
Heh, and following an activated Critical Failure: 'Oh my God! It's stuck to my hands, it's stuck to my hands! Ewww!' (Okay, so the character is easily disturbed.... Tongue )

The Auld Grump, a well used fly strip is pretty disgusting though!
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