Unfair to monkeys! We need more monkeys!
Frankly I'm shocked this is even an argument. It's so ludicrous to try and produce some list of "good monkey movies" versus "bad monkey movies", I'm having a hard time fathoming any justification for the time involved.
It's an arguement? I suppose it is at some level.
Justification for time involved is rather complex.
I work 9-10 hours a day sitting behind a desk at a computer. I spend two of those hours walking rounds. 1 of those hours dealing with people. The other 6-7 I spend staring blankly at the screen. I can't do anything involved, because I have to keep an eye open and be willing to stop at any time. Therefore I'm easily bored, and pretty much flounder for something to spend my time on that's not too distracting but distracting enough to keep me from going insane.
I thought it was funny. Oddly, I think I can justify 80% of my life's actions with this defense. Not so oddly, most people think this makes me insane, which makes the first arguement slightly moot.
Justificaiton #3: I stand by my arguement that the list of Good monkey movies is painfully short, and usually involves either fantastical monkeys (oz), dying monkeys, or primates that aren't actually monkeys (Gorillas, Apes, etc...). Therefore it won't take much time if anyone can produce one at all.