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« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2008, 11:44:13 AM »

Alien 3 - yes! I loved this and i don't know why people dislike it. It was great!
Hudson Hawk - again, great film, some excellent ideas for crafty PCs
Long Kiss Goodnight - classic spy movie imho
8mm - a personal favourite of mine. People who think Nick Cage can't act need to see this movie and then shut the hell up.
Disturbing Behavior - Paranoid paranoid everyone is coming to get meee! And katie holmes in it too! In skintight leather trousers!
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« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2008, 07:07:33 PM »

How about Pirates?  Not that silly trilogy with Johnny Depp.  The one with Jenna Jameson.  That might be the best movie ever.   Grin  (And they're making a sequel!)

*cough* Carful, this is an all ages forum Wink
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« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2008, 08:05:58 PM »

How about Pirates?  Not that silly trilogy with Johnny Depp.  The one with Jenna Jameson.  That might be the best movie ever.   Grin  (And they're making a sequel!)

Seconded, and werd! Nothing wrong with a little sequelitis now and then. =D
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« Reply #48 on: June 07, 2008, 09:59:20 PM »

How about Pirates?  Not that silly trilogy with Johnny Depp.  The one with Jenna Jameson.  That might be the best movie ever.   Grin  (And they're making a sequel!)

*cough* Carful, this is an all ages forum Wink

I had the good sense to keep that sort of movie off my Lspy interests list.  And the nipperkins savvy enough to get here already know who Jenna is.
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« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2008, 11:26:30 PM »

Hudson Hawk - Yes, it's an utter train wreck.  That's what makes it so enjoyable.  Grin
Traffic - I caught a lot of flak for dragging my friends into this one, but I enjoyed it.  Mind you, I don't mind long movies.
Pirates of the Carribean 2&3 - I'm guessing this is another one where my tolerace for long movies makes me the exposed nail everyone has to hammer on. 
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« Reply #50 on: June 08, 2008, 08:16:56 AM »

How about Pirates?  Not that silly trilogy with Johnny Depp.  The one with Jenna Jameson.  That might be the best movie ever.   Grin  (And they're making a sequel!)

*cough* Carful, this is an all ages forum Wink

That movie is avialable at Blockbuster, but it is slightly (*ahem*) edited from the version you would normally get.

However, Jenna jameson is not in a movie called pirates. It's Jesse Jane, who admittedly looks like a young Jenna. I had to convince a customer staring at the poster (complete with Jesse's name in bold letters) that it was not Jenna. (arguably by pointing to the large letters in front of his nose)..

Jenaveve Jolie, Janine, Teagan Presley, Devon (I), Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Austyn Moore

It is for the record, the most expensive movie in it's speciality ever produced, and the sequel intends to add about 50% to that.

The company producing it has tried to field a number of high end story based movies to try and bring a new face to the genre. Jesse Jane seems to be the contract star at the forefront of that attempt.

(I sell movies like this for a living...)



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« Reply #51 on: June 08, 2008, 08:39:03 AM »

*finds DVD cover*

They have a blooper reel? And a commentary?
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« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2008, 08:55:57 AM »

They have a blooper reel? And a commentary?

Considering the production value of the film, it isn't too surprising. They even had an actual CGI department.
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« Reply #53 on: June 08, 2008, 09:06:17 AM »

Well, yes, I can see that this is essentially being presented as something between a porn film with plot and a movie with a lot of sex, except the blurb doesn't really mention plot in so much as who is shagging who. Though the little thumbnails on the box show there's at least 1 m/f scene, and male characters, only the female stars get named and the presence of someone's first f/f scenes rather tilts it heavily into porn film with plot.
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« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2008, 05:00:38 PM »

Pirates of the Carribean 2&3 - I'm guessing this is another one where my tolerace for long movies makes me the exposed nail everyone has to hammer on. 

Again I'm weird. I thought PotC 2 was by far the best of the series. Of course, they had me at Captain Cthulhu and the Kraken.  Tongue
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« Reply #55 on: June 08, 2008, 09:22:27 PM »

Ah yes, I am! Thinking back to Anaconda again, I remember that it was pretty vile, so I rescind that offering.  Cheesy

For all of its sins - and there are many - Anaconda will always make me smile solely for Ice Cube's character putting away his camera equipment for the night and saying "Today was a good day."
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« Reply #56 on: June 08, 2008, 09:25:27 PM »

I know I'm going to regret this, but...

The movie Pirates is with Jesse Jane.

Jenna Jameson did do a Pirate movie, but it was called Conquest.  It was put out in 1996 and was pretty ambitious at the time for that particular genre of movies.
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« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2008, 07:49:32 AM »

They have a blooper reel? And a commentary?

Considering the production value of the film, it isn't too surprising. They even had an actual CGI department.

Who listens to the commentary of a porn film? What are they going to talk about during the five to ten minutes of oral sex? Do we really want to know?

CGI department? I knew it! They weren't real!
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« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2008, 08:31:16 AM »

CGI department? I knew it! They weren't real!

We all know the tits are fake.  Wait...does that mean the skeletons in the next one are real?  (Were there skeletons in the first one?  I wasn't really paying attention to that.)
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« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2008, 08:49:38 AM »

CGI department? I knew it! They weren't real!

We all know the tits are fake.  Wait...does that mean the skeletons in the next one are real?  (Were there skeletons in the first one?  I wasn't really paying attention to that.)

Whoa.... you might have misunderstood... Boobs are boobs. Who cares if some are fake. I was refering to the men.
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