[Humor] Campaign Qualities to Avoid?

[Krensky]

Your Mama! (0 XP):  Any Agent making any opposed check or participating in any opposed task using the Intimidation skill gains a +4 Blaxploitation bonus if his check is accompanied by a "Your Mama's so..." insult.

That so needs to be in 10kB.

[Agent 333]

Yo mama's so fat, she got sucked into a black hole and clogged it!

[TheAuldGrump]

Mulligan Rules (-10XP):
Once per session every player, including the GC can call 'Mulligan!' and reroll any die (or dice, in the event that more than one die is rolled). The player must accept the new roll, even if it is worse than the original roll.

The Auld Grump

[Salsa]

Yo mama's so fat, she got sucked into a black hole and clogged it!

I swear this won't become a "your mama" thread, but I had to...

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and it broke!

[TheTSKoala]

Censored by the FCC: (+0 XP)  Critical successes and failures involving weapons, explosives, vehicles, animals and / or human beings are negated.  Further more, the table of Ouch is blanked permanently.  All last names must end in 'Smith'.  All first names must be "John", "Sally", or "Chris".  No player may have a skin color, racial background or ethnic history.  All cultures are grouped into one focus.  All players have that focus.  If your players have a pet, it must be a Golden Retriever.  Said dog is unable to bite anything but canned (or dry) dog food.  Any residences are white 2 floor ranches with picket fences and a tire swing in the backyard.  All guns are replaced with dialogue moments, turning their dmg into stress damage used when arguing in harsh tones during a scene.  No player can use action dice.  All action dice are reduced to 0 at the start of any scene.  The GC gains 4 action dice for every dialogue moment in a scene.  Brainwashing scenes are renamed to "Corporate Negotiations".  Lastily, this game is no longer referred to as "Spycraft" but instead a more populace friendly "White Collar-craft."  "Crafty Pat" has been renamed to "White Collar Pat".

[Krensky]

Censored by the FCC: (+0 XP)  Critical successes and failures involving weapons, explosives, vehicles, animals and / or human beings are negated.  Further more, the table of Ouch is blanked permanently.  All last names must end in 'Smith'.  All first names must be "John", "Sally", or "Chris".  No player may have a skin color, racial background or ethnic history.  All cultures are grouped into one focus.  All players have that focus.  If your players have a pet, it must be a Golden Retriever.  Said dog is unable to bite anything but canned (or dry) dog food.  Any residences are white 2 floor ranches with picket fences and a tire swing in the backyard.  All guns are replaced with dialogue moments, turning their dmg into stress damage used when arguing in harsh tones during a scene.  No player can use action dice.  All action dice are reduced to 0 at the start of any scene.  The GC gains 4 action dice for every dialogue moment in a scene.  Brainwashing scenes are renamed to "Corporate Negotiations".  Lastily, this game is no longer referred to as "Spycraft" but instead a more populace friendly "White Collar-craft."  "Crafty Pat" has been renamed to "White Collar Pat".

You might also call that "Standards and Practices Approved" since said changes are less due to the FCC and more due to BS&P fear of what the FCC may or may not due when the Parents Television Council inevitably complains about something.

[Wolverine]

I would also include the caveat that, the players can ignore all effects of the FCC quality if they are able to recite the "FCC" song from Family Guy

[TheTSKoala]

Made in Canada  (+25 XP):  Your mission takes place in Canada.  What's that all aboot, eh?  The word "About" is replaced by "Aboot".  All questions must end with an eh?.  All electronics must be branded with the Apple brand Logo.  Further more, any scene which involves drugs, moose, or people dressed in red uniforms are worth double experience.  Once per scene, a user may eat a maple leaf (or drink 3 oz. of Maple Syrup) to regain 2D8 vitality.  *By special Request*  All hockey equipment do triple damage and the trick "Hip Check" has a threat range of 3-20.

[ThunderMonkey]

That made me track down "Take Off" by Bob and Doug McKenzie... you hoser. 

[TheTSKoala]

Brought to you by America: (-25XP):  A player's CON may only be modified by Origins.  All culture checks are -10.  If, at the opening scene, your players open fire on anything in the scene before any dialogue is said, the players gain a +5 bonus to their attack rolls.  The GC must speak in a French accent, just to inflame the passions of the players.  If the players use an Action dice for anything other than attack or damage rolls, that action die is halved.

[Forcegypsy]

:rofl: @ ^ . Well done! Hockey should be mentioned somewhere in the Canadian quality.

[OverNinja]

* chuckles *

TheTSKoala: How about something about Sweden or Finland?
And remember Larry Thorne was Lauri Törni  !

[TheTSKoala]

Allies of the Swiss!: (+/- 0XP):  All relations to NPCs start as nuetral.  (Regardless of feats, skills, or abilities.)  All players gain Maneuver (Personal Vehicle) forte (Skiing).  Any female who wears a bikini during a scene is a "Swiss Bikini Model" and gains +3 misc. bonus to all skill rolls.  +6 vs. any male NPC.  While the party has a known arch enemy, they gain +1 Wealth.  (Little did the arch enemy know his secret bank account was with the player's bank! Dun dun Duuuunnnn.)

[TheTSKoala]

"I speak Finnish!" "You're Finished?":  (+100XP)  Your team are Finns.  The western hemisphere has no idea you exist 99% of the time.  All players may, at any time, claim to be from Sweden, New Zealand, Austria or Norway.  If they do so, they get a +100 Finnish bonus to their Bluff roll.  You inflict 1 extra die of Sneak Attack damage as long as your team is outside of Finland.  While in Finland, your reputation with any NPC is considered 1 step higher if they are also a Finn.

[OverNinja]

LOL  Thanks!