Am I the only one here that sees this ending badly? 

Elsie picks her way down the stairs, walking as if she's in high heels that she isn't used to.

Bella squeaks in alarm and hides behind whoever happens to be closest - as long as it isn't Gorbo...

Elsie strolls down the hallway toward Alice. "So, like, where is everyone?"

Bella looks intensely worried. "A d-d-d-dragon?" She peers around the room with wide eyes. "I ain't Bilbo! I'm more like a bite-size snack!"

Elsie walks off toward the door. "Personally, i'd just shoot him and be done with it." She climbs the metal steps at the base of the platform.

Elsie stands, horrified, shaking her head in denial. "It means that they cut them up into little bits. While they're alive and conscious, without painkillers." She draws her gun and steps up behing the scientist, levelling it at the back of his head.

Bella listens to the king's pronouncement and whimpers "Can't I even get a pie and chips?" She looks around in bewilderment. "Please?"

Without a word, Elsie draws her desert eagle and chambers a round. Without missing a beat, she levels it at the side of the man's head.

Bella stands in the middle of the carnage, looking more than a little lost...

Elsie flips off Alice.

I just shot myself in the knee. Cheers. 

Sensing the end is near, Bella ducks and weaves to avoid the inevitable heavy falling object/body.

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Total Defense!

Elsie turns away from the others and zips her jumpsuit back up. Once she's done, she regards the unconscious man with a smirk. "Too easy. Now what about these penguin things? Maaaan, the radiation made them a lot bigger. Poor things lost all of their feathers too."

Can somebody please knock this guy out?