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1  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Cool Vids (Keep it Clean) on: August 29, 2014, 04:46:09 PM
I don't think I saw this before:

American Psycho with Huey Lewis and Weird Al
2  Community / Off-Topic / Re: The Repeat List on: August 28, 2014, 10:35:28 AM
And my roommate handed me a CD he found in a bargain bin figuring it'd be to my taste.

He was right.

Toots & the Maytals - True Love.

It's a collection of their reggae, rocksteady and ska hits recorded with guest artists. Guests like Willie Nelson, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, No Doubt, the Skatalites, U-Roy...

Some samples:

Monkey Man - No Doubt
Funky Kingston - Bootsy Collins and The Roots
Pressure Drop - Eric Clapton
Never Grow Old - Terry Hall, The Skatalites and U-Roy
3  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Cool Vids (Keep it Clean) on: August 25, 2014, 09:22:55 AM

If they really wanted to use that body type for the female hamsteroids they should have used the red carpet male hamsters.

Still would have been skeevy, but at least it would have been equal opportunity.
4  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Cool Vids (Keep it Clean) on: August 25, 2014, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: Mister Andersen link=topic=739.msg148197#msg148197 evere=1408893603

It's really too bad this will never get made. Nor will Hollywood ever get cyberpunk right.

RoboCop
Stange Days

Also, Akira isn't really cyberpunk.
5  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Cool Non-Video Links (Quizzes, Tests, Illusions, Etc..) on: August 22, 2014, 09:03:43 AM
It's worth noting that Night Traps reputation is horribly, horribly overblown and misrepresented.

Sure it's as juvenile as it's inspiration of 80s slasher and girls in night gowns movies are, but the game is about switching between camera views of rooms to stop the monsters from attacking the girls in the house.

Chiller and Custer's Revenge are just horrible though.

That said, Chiller was made by a large and successful arcade game company and Custer's Revenge was made by the video game subsidiary of Caballero Home Video who was one of the largest and most successful pornography studios at the time.

As to Hitman, even cutting the criticism by half it still sounds like someone (well, several someones) need some therapy. I mean, it makes Saint's Row 3 and 4 look like paragons of morality in regards to adult content.
6  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Cool Vids (Keep it Clean) on: August 22, 2014, 02:05:10 AM
True facts about marsupialsthis explains a lot about a certain koala :p

Other then the policy on giving fucks, none of that really applies to the International Marsupial of MysteryTM. I could explain, but then I'd have to lock you in a closet with him during rut.

Or during IT audit season.

You probably want to choose the former.
7  Products / Spycraft 2.0 / Re: real life application of thats impossible... on: August 22, 2014, 01:53:59 AM
It sounds like there's a lot of sore losers in Battlefield then.

I mean, I've never played it, but nothing in those videos looked like cheating or exploiting. Cheesy in places and just a little exploitive of the game mechanics letting you skip away from a high speed collision (as opposed to exploiting a glitch).

Did you violate some cultural taboo against being exceptionally skilled and creative with a 'inferior; loadout?
8  Products / Fantasy Craft / Re: Questions on: August 21, 2014, 11:54:15 AM
I just said it was as long as the action is not a movement action
9  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Video game news and reaction on: August 21, 2014, 10:19:45 AM
Just noticed the Aegis has a sash. Nice.

Someone looked at the first mech they built and thought "Put some clothes on!"

Cheesy

Maybe it's an escaped duck.
10  Products / Fantasy Craft / Re: Questions on: August 21, 2014, 10:16:55 AM
It's not an action, but you can only do it if you don't make a move action, not all of which are movement.
11  Products / Spycraft 2.0 / Re: real life application of thats impossible... on: August 21, 2014, 09:25:54 AM
Apparently some folks have a very inclusive definition of 'real life'.   Wink
12  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Video game news and reaction on: August 19, 2014, 04:27:03 PM
Which leaves me wondering if you actually played the 8 and 16 bit games, or are being blinded by nostalgia because everything you're complaining about is there in them.

In spades.

Look at the character designs for VI. Emo pop stars galore. The devs spent massive amounts of time on the graphics, pushing the limits and more for the SNES. Samurai, ninja, and kung fu masters in a world without Japan or China.

Etc.

The XIII games have an excellent plot that isn't muddled at all. It is a complex plot though, with the motivations of actual gods involved left unclear because no one in the game understands the why of some things and Chaos et al aren't handy to explain.

The again, I understood what was happening in Xenogears and Xenosaga, so maybe I'm just weird.
13  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Video game news and reaction on: August 19, 2014, 09:37:04 AM
* Sigh.

He's right about their interpretation of the sales numbers.

The rest is drivel.

XIII had it's failings (pacing of the first act/tutorial mostly) but XIII-2 and Lightning Returns were strong games.

Also, I'm sure this is going to drive some to apoplexy, but people need to be told it so it can sink in and hopefully take root and grow to make them the better people they can be.

Here it is.

Get ready...

Final Fantasy VII is not as good a game as you remember.

There. Let that sink in. Consider it.

If you don't believe me, you can go buy it on PSN or Steam or from Square and play it again. Do so completely objectively. The writing's just as (actually more) muddled. The characters are pretty flat. Combat's boring and gets tedious fast. Etc. Heck, the characters in VII are better written in the tiny snippets they have in the Kingdom Hearts games then they are in FFVII.
14  Community / Off-Topic / Re: The Silver Screen: Movie News, Reviews & Reactions 2014 on: August 18, 2014, 10:31:00 PM
A crappy 'horror' movie based on the premise that one night a year all laws are ignored. I think there's an exception for treason or attacking politicians or something, I never watched it.
15  Community / Off-Topic / Re: Video game news and reaction on: August 16, 2014, 07:01:36 PM
So, apparently I was right that Telltale's success with Walking Dead and Wolf Among Us (although I've  never played a bad telltale game, those two just were insanely huge successes for them) encouraged Activision to resurrect the Sierra brand.

Yay for cynicism being wrong.
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